Clunge smuggler

A lesbian who dresses like a man to make herself look like she has a wanger and not a clunge.

Man1: look at that bird over there dressed like a bloke

Man2: Oh yeah...fucking clunge smuggler.

by clunge king April 28, 2009

Gerbil Smuggler

This term is born out of a practice known as "Gerbil Stuffing" where after proper dilation of the anus (typically through vigorous homosexual activity) one man inserts a cardboard tube into another man's rectum. Once the tube is in place a gerbil (Meriones unguiculatus) is tucked into the tube and plunged deeper with broom handle or an erect penis. The man carrying the gerbil is then a Gerbil Smuggler.

He used to be straight but now he's a total gerbil smuggler.

by Haywood Jablowme April 15, 2005

smugglers

Windows of a vehicle tinted so dark you can't see anything inside that vehicle.

Refers to a vehicle driven by drug smugglers

You can tell by those smugglers what that ho is up to...

by Autumn McDaniel September 19, 2007

Greek Smuggler

When you fuck a chick in her ass and then her pussy back in forth in quick succession.

After I gave her a greek smuggler my dick smelled like fish shit.

by D C. and E C. December 17, 2009

snuggler

A snuggler is someone who likes to spoon with you all the time, no matter where you are he will show affection

You have the best snuggler.

by kylie February 18, 2004

ham smuggler

an alternative name for an obese human; a fattie; a chunky person; one who is fat.

Person #1:"Man that is the fattest ham smuggler I have ever seen!"
Person #2"Yea man, he's like 50 times my size! What a fattie! Haha"

by Shawn B January 1, 2006

cunt snuggler

To use a girls snatch as a pillow

Becky passed out naked on Larry's bed so that cunt snuggler used her snatch as a pillow!

by I'm the best skier on the MT September 28, 2011