punching screwdriver

A sad state of affairs

The bus didn't come for hours and hours, and Lloyd got really wet. It was a real punching screwdriver.

by Clive Boundingfield February 1, 2008

Screwdation

1. The state of being screwed.

2. Having a history of being cheated, bilked, or fooled.

3. Perpetual unfortunateness

Face it, we'll never get out of screwdation.

by trench1b December 31, 2007

screwaroundable

an adjective describing someone you can just goof off and screw around with

Am I not screwaroundable enough for you to be punny with? D:

by whattheturtle August 19, 2014

Bullet Screwdriver

A bloke crosses his fingers as if to wish for good luck, he then inserts them in and out of the womens anus (bullet) in a twisting motion.

'alright dave whats that on your fingers?'

dave - 'its poo, i just gave some bird the bullet screwdriver'

by gibbonfelch June 22, 2011

fizzy screwdriver

a mixed drink with orangina and vodka. like a regular screwdriver, but fizzy

"Hey, I'll take a fizzy screwdriver."

-"Good choice dude, that orangina stuff is delicious"

by Dolly Partyon August 24, 2011

ghetto screwdriver

In Philadelphia, vodka and Sunny D mixed to make a cloyingly sweet smasher. Drinking them as fast as you can is a baaaaad idea.

Oh God, three ghetto screwdrivers last night. Now gnomes are mining the inside of my skull and I can't move my legs.

by Doc Sportscar November 29, 2012

Tallahassee Screwdriver

The act of providing fellatio to an elderly member of another species, while simultaneously being anally penetrated by a duck. Ducks have penises shaped like corkscrews, hence the name “Scewdriver.”

Gee wiz Tom, are you sure you wanna pull a Tallahassee Screwdriver on John F Kennedy’s grave?

by antfuck June 25, 2018