Spelching

The act of oraly receiving your own semen that has been retrieved from another persons anus with either a third persons penis, or a dildo.

Mate, that threesome we had with Jennifer last night was great, but that spelching was not the highlight of my night.

by JH-MG September 25, 2017

Scratching your knee

Euphemism relating to masturbation. Generally used when caught red handed and in desperate need of an excuse to avert suspicion.

Did you get caught in your hotel room scratching your knee again?

by Fray3k May 14, 2014

scrunching

Casual cuddling with a significant other that escalates into more romantic/sexual experiences.

Jenny and I were planning on watching TV and cuddling, but we suddenly began hardcore scrunching on her futon.

by Lenny Koggins May 13, 2016

Screeching Banshee

To wail, cry, howl, or scream like a wild animal or an actual banshee derive from the Gaelic folklore.

Stop all that wailing! Sounding like a dang screeching banshee.

Man that dog sounds just like a screeching banshee.

by tr0219 August 14, 2009

stretching the truth

Not telling a complete lie with part of it being truthful

I didn't lie about liking you, I was only stretching the truth.

by jace caitlyn November 13, 2007

Screeching Eagle

When a woman kneels before 3 guys, gives on head and pulls the other two, looking like a screeching eagle

Dude, your mum looks like a screeching eagle!

Thanks Dad

by bowlen000 June 17, 2012

stretching the michael

1. Pulling out snot out of your nose.

1. Look at him! He's stretching the michael! *ewwwwww*

by Gregor foka hunter August 19, 2004