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Pyramid of Screaming

Created by Barney Stinson of the series How I Met Your Mother.

The Pyramid of Screaming is a societal rubric that dismisses the parlor tricks of the Chain of Screaming, Scream Ladder, South Beach Screaming, and other methodologies and focuses on the golden rule of scream etiquette: You can only scream beneath you.
To illustrate how it works, here's the scream pyramid for a professional football team:

OWNER
HEAD COACH
ASSISTANT
COACHES
QUARTERBACK
TEAMMATES
PUNTER

The Head Coach can't scream at the Owner, but can scream at anyone else. The Quarterback can scream at his teammates, but not at his coaches. And the Punter screams at no one. He's lucky to have a job.

It's no different inside your office, as exemplified by my own corporate scream pyramid:

CLASSIFIED
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
BARNEY
V.P. SYNERGY
CLASSIFIED
PRESIDENT OF FRANCE

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you find yourself at the bottom, don't fret. The beauty of the pyramid is that there's always someone available to be the new foundation. The janitorial crew, the sleepy-eyed security man, or anyone who doesn't speak English are great places to start.

Example:
Barney: "Hey! Don't yell at me, remember your place in the Pyramid of Screaming."
by klwilson April 29, 2008
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screaming seagal

Its when your poundin a girl on the beach and you pull out and stick your junk in the sand and go back in to complete it.
Last night we slept on the beach and i totaly screaming seagal'ed her.
by anthony (twan) April 24, 2008
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screamsinging

When someone sings so loudly they are screaming, typically at a concert, overshadowing the artist.
Since Lisa could not make it to the I love the 90's show, I sent her a video of me screamsinging over Vanilla Ice!
by GlazeHer April 25, 2016
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screwing

the art of using your dick to ram either a pussy, an asshole, or a watermelon.
I was rammin that fuckin pussy last night. Since she didn't lemme cum, i fucked my own ass and then a huge watermelon.
by steve-o June 6, 2003
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screaming squirrel

A shit that flies out of your ass in a rampage.
There was no way I could hold that screaming squirrel in my ass......that shit flew out on a mission.
by DavidoPowellez January 12, 2008
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Screaming Ones

The number one in place of an exclamation point at the end of a sentence.

This occurs when someone is "screaming" in all caps but forgets to use shift for the exclamation mark.

Writing in all caps and using the number one for emphasis.
COMPUTER BY OFFICES. SLUGGISH AND STUPID111

I was so angry I used screaming ones.

YOU SUCK111
by pkwatz March 22, 2010
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unholy screaming

When you scream in a very disturbing or unsettling way. Usually when seeing something you never wanted to or when you're in intense pain
When I heard unholy screaming, I knew it was from Jerry. I told him not to go on 4chan...
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