smorge

(n) the part of the body between the male genitals and the belly button that grows pubic hair (usually used to describe untamed and exceedingly long pubic hair)

1. the valuptuous forest of extremely long pubic hair
2. dude i need to shave my smorge
3. george don't touch my smorge

by Pete Barra February 17, 2009

scorebag

A bag containing 2 grams of weed, commonly used in Scotland.

Reece: guess what day of the week it is!!
Josh: scorebag Friday!

by Schizobinnie May 16, 2018

Non-Scorer

A generally unrespected person that would be unable to score in virtually any given situation that the average person would be able to score in.

Of course I wouldn't date a Non-Scorer like you.

I'd like to ask her out, but being the Non-Scorer that I am, I already know that she will say no.

Being a Non-Scorer really bites 'cuz I never get any action!

by Jake "J-Man" Cunningham May 21, 2008

Score

Something Beavis and Butthead will never do

"We're never gonna score! We're just gonna get old like these people! But they've probably already scored!"

by Tikibarberfan February 1, 2010

thrift score

finding something of value for cheap in a store or yardsale(not on the internet)

Check it this thrift score: leopard print platform shoes!

by roger February 1, 2004

buggid o' scodge

Variant of "bucket of scotch" coined by Dave Sim, creator of Cerebus; the name of a comic book and the eponymous character. Used when wanting to get drunk while sick.

Therebus wanths a buggid o' scodge!

by fort-d March 5, 2009

high score

The highest number of people killed in a single school shooting. The current high score is 33 held by Cho Seung Hui from the Virginia Tech shooting.

Person 1: "Dude, that kid looks like he's gonna shoot up the school"
Person 2: "I wonder if he can beat the high score?"

by chingchongnipnong October 18, 2008