scorch

Cheating in a competition so nastily that they deserve to go to hell

Bro is legit scorching his way to victory!

by PBJelly6 September 28, 2024

Scorch

Someone (typically Italian) who is acting mischievous or daring. Can be someone older or younger in a nickname or sentence form. To make fun of or dwell on.

Domenic always got into trouble when he was a kid, but boy he could smile his way out of it. He was such a “scorch”.

by scrochesonly June 12, 2023

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 08, 2019

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 March 02, 2016

scorch monkey

a semi derogatory name for a member of the Arabic persuasion, directly derived from the term Porch monkey

Hey, heard that new Kwiki-Mart that opened down the street is run by some scorch monkey named Allah.

by kit-n-kaboodle February 03, 2009

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 04, 2019

Getting scorched

When you die to a five year old scorch main in Titanfall 2

Damnit, I keep getting scorched by this kid on the enemy team.

by Mr. Mundie April 06, 2021