Secondhand Stoned 

When someone gets stoned from being around pot smoke without smoking it themselves.

He passed out on the drive home. I think he was secondhand stoned from when we smoked that bowl around him earlier.

Secondhand Stoned by Bohopoetgirl March 5, 2011

Profoundly Stoned 

To be so wrecked that you are unable to weigh in with words of confidence when battling an alien invasion

I would love to offer some words of wisdom but i am too profoundly stoned

Profoundly Stoned by sgtkm July 9, 2011

Soup-Scened

A scene on a television show that is so obtuse that there is no doubt that it will be viewed on The Soup.

"I guarantee you the guy that self-fellates himself on The Real Housewives of Atlanta will totally be Soup-Scened!"

Soup-Scened by PsimonSez December 3, 2011

No Points Scored 

A state of mind of being involving stickieness or a need for pants.

Dude, I don't know what the hell happened to me last night after I passed out but after I woke up I was all No Point Scored.

No Points Scored by K Dogg July 14, 2003

Stoned Mountain 

Getting high on top of the famous Stone Mountain, located in Stone Mountain, GA. This does not count getting high around stone mountain, only at the top. Provides a great view of Greater ATL. Gwinnett county stand up.

Harry- Dude, where do you wanna smoke this blunt?

Jason- Idk man, I can't smoke in my car again my parents are getting suspicious.

Harry- we can go to stone mountain, I have a pass.

jason- you mean....stoned mountain??

harry- wow your guay, but ok lets go

Stoned Mountain by GTharry October 9, 2009

Stoned To The Bone 

When you're really high and you can hardly move.

Dude I'm stoned to the bone.

Stoned To The Bone by AZN 666 June 10, 2011

stoned 

To be under the influence of marijuana. Usually associated with bloodshot eyes, the munchies, and unexplained laughter.

I was so stoned last night I watched my dog eat a ham sandwich like it was cool.

stoned by scoburn July 29, 2003