To neglect the shaft suring masterbation. This ancient Egyption masterbating technique originated in 743 BC when the Pharaoh noticed a large genital wart on the shaft of his penis. He wanted to let a load loose, but he was scared to touch his shaft after noticing the wart. So scroterbating was born! Here's how you do it:
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
1. Gently massage the bottom of your scrotum to induce an erection.
2. Once erect, the shaft will be out of the way. This allows for intimate 'hand-to-ball' stimulation.
3. This is a slow and gentle procedure, you can gently start massaging your scrotum using lube and toys, if you like.
4. Eventually the sensation will grow to an almost orgasmic feeling, your scrotum will swell up and turn a reddish-purple colour (like a plum).
5. Don't be scared! This is normal, at this point you should simply focus on the area just below the base of the shaft. Do this for 15-25 seconds.
6. After at least 15 seconds of stimulation below the shaft, squeeze your scrotum and bust like the champ you know you are. (keep in mind that you're going to get yogurt everywhere, this is a male g-spot orgasm).
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An insult generally directed at people younger than you, like a brother or sister, or that stupid kid down the street. An ideal "Dirty Schroder" has one or more of the following characteristics:
Fat
Trashy
Smelly
Bitchy
11-14 years of age
Person who won't leave you (or your stuff) alone
**Note that once you are a Dirty Schroder, you will always be one, regardless of your current characteristics**
"Dirty Schroder" is also synonymous with "Dirty Cock'm"
Fat
Trashy
Smelly
Bitchy
11-14 years of age
Person who won't leave you (or your stuff) alone
**Note that once you are a Dirty Schroder, you will always be one, regardless of your current characteristics**
"Dirty Schroder" is also synonymous with "Dirty Cock'm"
Guy 1: What do you think you're doing, Dirty Schroder? GTFO
Guy 2: WTF man, I'm 32 years old now. Can't you just give it a rest?
Guy 1: Of course not, you are still a fat and smelly Dirty Schroder!
Guy 2: WTF man, I'm 32 years old now. Can't you just give it a rest?
Guy 1: Of course not, you are still a fat and smelly Dirty Schroder!
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Get the Schroeder mug.This type of retard is a person who can’t come up with a valid argument or good roast, so they resort to saying “You Make Me Laugh 🤣” or some shit due to their inability to make a retort, or their low IQ not allowing them to come up with a good quip
Jake: “...And that’s why you’re an idiot for doing for doing that and should apologize to Miles. You’re a fucking prick.”
Dave: “Hahahah, you’re getting so mad over this, you’re funny 😂😂”
Jake: And there you go again, doing the Schroeder’s Funnyman again because your too uncivilized and slow to even reply with something competent. I expected better from you.
Dave: “Hahahah, you’re getting so mad over this, you’re funny 😂😂”
Jake: And there you go again, doing the Schroeder’s Funnyman again because your too uncivilized and slow to even reply with something competent. I expected better from you.
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