Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.
by The haydero May 19, 2023
Get the Schrödinger’s Homosexualmug. Schrödinger's Dick (or Schrödinger's Vagina) is a variation on the famous Schrödinger's Cat thought experiment and refers to the superposition of the genitals of an individual (in pornographic material). If one is aroused by said individual but has not yet seen whether they possess a penis or a vagina, and depending on the sexual orientation of the aroused party, there is a 50% chance that they are unknowingly attracted to the same sex. Until they find out, the individual who they are aroused by has a penis and a vagina simultaneously.
Subject 1: "See that chick over there? She looks hot."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
Subject 2: "I'm pretty sure that's a dude."
Subject 1: "I don't see no dick."
Subject 2: "You may be right, but you're probably looking at Schrödinger's Dick."
by The Pizza Parker May 17, 2022
Get the Schrödinger's Dickmug. When you are on a session with mates and spot a Redbull "display case", you ponder to yourself if the Redbull cans within are fake or filled to the brim. You've then Schröedinger's redbull'd yourself.
Customer: "Can I have a double Vodka tropical Redbull?" I can see there's tropical Redbull over there".
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
Bar staff: "Sorry, but that's a display case; it cannot be opened".
Customer: "So are they real cans or are they fake?"
Bar staff: *Has been Schrödinger's Redbull'd and contemplating the thought*
by ChickyDippa August 5, 2023
Get the Schrödinger's Redbullmug. Derived from Schrödinger's Douchebag, Schrödinger's Debater is someone who, in an argument, determine if they are trolling or serious depending on if they are winning or losing.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
If winning, They will claim their argument is pure fact, and that the opponent lost to them. If losing, however, they will claim that they were simply trolling the whole time and that their opponent was stupid, and fell right into their ploy. This is usually a deflective method used by insecure assholes who wish to feel superior, even when they lose.
"I was arguing with this asshole for hours online, and when I started winning, he suddenly claimed that he had actually been trolling me the whole time. What a Schrödinger's Debater."
by HeiEnvader12139 November 11, 2020
Get the Schrödinger's Debatermug. A Flirtation so outrageous that it simultaneously exists, and does not exist. Where the observer ultimately determines the existence or non existence of flirtation by the act of observing it, either as:
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
A: so outrageous it’s hilarious/ludacris (non existent)
B: A flirtatious challenge (existent)
Flirt: “I’m gonna use Schrödinger’s flirt and ask this dude if he wants to butt luge and make out. Depending how he takes it, I’m either hilarious and whacky, or getting Disaronno eaten out of my ass. It’s a win either way”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
Observer A: “Hahahaha where do you come up with this stuff?!! You’re so hilarious!!”
Observer B: “I mean… hell yeah, line it up”
by Mz.Marz May 28, 2022
Get the Schrödinger’s Flirtmug. When a man never leaves his house because he is a shut-in otaku weeb but against all odds, he contains all of the idiosyncrasies of a chad. He is simultaneously a virgin incel and chad.
by Chadogettan April 1, 2023
Get the Schrödinger Chadmug. Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!
by funl April 28, 2021
Get the Schrödinger's Contractmug.