Schmidt

In French, a name for the Police

Ralenti, y'a les Schmidts

by Nakitasuro December 17, 2017

Jonathan schmidt

Some fucker that sits in a corner and is alone most of the time, and he want to die. If you see a Jon, kill them, shit on them, and call the cops. Your peoples safety is in your hands.

Thank you

“Fuck that scrawny white boy Jonathan Schmidt” said the public

by Yos.com January 15, 2019

Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”

by OGloc November 26, 2018

Schmidtting

'Schmidtting' is a term used to describe a German man rubbing his penis on his partner's face.

'He was schmidtting me last night!'

'Dude, I want him to schmidt me so bad.'

'I think he's really into schmidtting...'

by IL0V3Jello323 September 8, 2023

Mikkel Schmidt

A very ugly guy. He is very tall, and rocks a perm. He is gay, and likes to be dominated.

Ur such a Mikkel Schmidt.

by pooiyutrewqzdv October 19, 2020

addison schmidt

addison schmidt is a beautiful, loving, amazing, sweet, woman. someone who will love you for you. i love you for infinity and beyond 🤍

wow addison schmidt is so beautiful

by frickbaylen April 21, 2021