Scheangler

-noun-

someone who always messes up. He‘s the guy, who not only misses deadlines, lets the pasta water boil over or spills his beer all over your lap, but he is just totally bananas.. simply a Scheangler! sometimes you even think he is doing it on purpose.

can be also used as a verb:
scheangeln or rumscheangeln

A. „Hey guys, here‘s the beer! Ohh!“

*drops beer
B. „Heast, you Scheangler!“
or
A. „Oh no, I missed my assignement deadline.“
B. „Heast, what do you always scheangel herum?“

by thescheangler November 11, 2020

Schmongler

A small, flaccid, Caucasian penis

Zack, it's your shot, put away that Schmongler

by GarytheTerry69420 August 21, 2021

schmangeezled

i'm absolutely crazed, baked, stoned, high, so so high

dude i'm totally schmangeezled right now

by queefchumbo March 2, 2022

Schmengle

Ben nuttal

Ben nutall is such a schmengle

by CallMeBraindead August 28, 2022

schkangle

it’s exotic but in a cool way

girl 1: did you see that vintage prada add with the orange tint?
girl 2: yeah it was totally schkangle

by anonymous January 16, 2023

schkangle

something that’s enjoyable while also catching you off guard.

Girl 1: did you see what she wore to school today?
Girl 2: yeah, it was totally schkangle. i wanna follow her pinterest

by meowsicle39 January 16, 2023

Schmongle Glob

A severe mistake that has a giant effect on the person who did it at the least. It is the worst of mistakes one may make.

What kind of mistake is considered a schmongle glob heavily changes from person to person, it is rare for 2 or more people to share a mistake that would be a schmongle glob.

A person usually cannot make a worse mistake than a schmongle glob.

"I think I just did a schmongle glob."

"Bro you're a fucking dumbass; how the fuck did you even do that?"

by Caviar_Standaard April 11, 2024