Shezow

1. An expression of wonder like wow or amazing. 2. The animated TV series created by Obie Scott Wade.

Upon seeing the alien invasion, Bob said "shezow!"

by Big Bagock October 30, 2012

schizophonia

Schizophonia is the use of a cell phone in such a manner that mimics psychotic hallucinatory behavior.

A person with schizophonia might use a concealed bluetooth earphone to chat with an unseen partner in a crowded elevator while maintaining a fixed, vacant stare.

by Stan Cohen January 9, 2008

Schizophonia

When you think you feel your phone vibrate in you pocket, and you pull it out only to find that nobody tried to contact you

John thought he felt his phone vibrate in his pocket. When he pulled it out there were no new messages, or calls. He must be suffering from Schizophonia.

by Galen Knode January 17, 2009

Paranoid Schizophrenic

The only people on the planet who AREN'T crazy.

Guy 1: That guy's a paranoid Schizophrenic
Guy 2: Fer sure.
Guy 3: I'M TELLING YOU, THEY PUT THAT STUFF IN THE WATER!

by Crenji April 25, 2017

McDonald's Schezwan Sauce

A delicious sauce introduced during the release of the Disney animated film "Mulan" in 1998. Currently takes up to 9 seasons to release this sauce.

Man I can't wait to get a $.99 6 piece chicken nugget with that delicious promotional McDonald's Schezwan Sauce!

by The Greasy Hippo April 14, 2017

schizophrenia stick

1. A joint.

Give me back schizophrenia stick, dude.

by Assholio Jr. February 7, 2009

schizocide

Where a schizophrenic personality kills another personality.

Therapist 1: "Mary killed Sue."
Therapist 2: "Aren't they the same person?"
Therapist 1: "She committed schizocide"

by Whatisinaname? July 9, 2009