Phantom Scanning

The act of appearing to scan the NHS track and trace app, but not actually scanning it

So I popped into Pizza Express for a quick bite, and the waitress was like ‘you’ve got to scan the NHS app before sitting down’. So I take out my phone and appear to scan it, but in fact I’m phantom scanning it. No lock down for me, ha ha ha ha

by Misscriant October 31, 2020

Scan-doe-shiss

Wrong, Scandalous, Grimy

I can't believe you slept with your sister's husband, that was scan-doe-shiss!

by Shay Photography July 23, 2010

Scanning The Visa

Losing your virginity, or playing the v-card. Taking somebody's virginity, like scanning their v-card.

Kevin: Dude guess what?
Ben: What?
Kevin: I just met this really hot girl, i'm gonna see her tonight.
Ben: Hmmm, are you thinking about scanning the visa?

by MistressMary October 1, 2011

Scan

A person who is in a state of monks or someone who is acting like a monks

Last night my bro was being very scan when he lied to my face

by Gingerpubes1691 April 11, 2017

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato February 24, 2025

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by Geometry dashing July 5, 2025

Human Scan

When you get a printer and scan a part of your body. See printer

Yeah man I just human scanned my ass and brought it to school.

by Septic38rp May 13, 2019