scab eater

Somewhat self-explanatory; a scab eater is someone who regularly consumes dried blood that has collected in a recent wound on their person. scab eater is a term popularized by the preston and steve radio show (93.3 FM wmmr)

Preston eats his scabs, therefore he is a scab eater.

by Jon Klein February 1, 2006

cunt scab

a wound on the vaginal area of a woman that has been injured and has formed a scab. this often occures after overuse of the vagina, from either excessive masturbation or by prostitution.

i was going to fuck sally but i spread her legs and she had a nasty cuntscab. I turned her over and did her a donkey punch instead.

by Doc joseph July 15, 2008

Shit Scab

The formation of platelets due to oversized excrement.

I was on the shitter so long last night that it made a shit scab.

by JaymsieM_73 January 19, 2009

Patio scab

The white equivalent to a Porch Monkey. Also known as a Driveway Drinker. Commonly found in suburban neighborhoods watching children play but pounding beers.

Hey patio scab, stop polishing your Harley and get me a beer

by froggy49 April 18, 2009

Scab Brigade

A group of people whom behave unruly and distastefully when in public places. These "scabicals" often speak raucously and have very few manners when it comes to others. These groups can especially be found in places like parties, fetes or any other large gathering of festivities.

Derle - "I mean, no decency even at an event like school sports."
Ajni - "What did you expect, their all one big scab brigade"

Derle - "Look at those ghetto girls boy, this party is going to be interesting"
Chad - "Yeah you keep talking, but i'm gonna go follow that scab brigade"

by ChriDe February 28, 2011

scab ryan

A girl who slags innocent people off and stabs you in the back. They have mental tendancies and are always grim. Warning, never leave leave a scab ryan alone with your boyfriend. You don't even want to know what a scab ryan would do.

Izzy: Eughh that girl has disgusting, long, brown, manky hair.
Sophie: Ewww what a scab ryan.
Izzy: SCAB RYAN?! Not one of those horrible girls who gets with friends' exes and go psycho slating everyone.
Sophie: Yeah, she's one of them. Called me a sket face and Cruella De Ville the other day. She's mental. I hope she never comes near me again.
Izzy. Don't worry, you'e the prettiest girl I know and she's just a scab!

by SophieIzzy January 15, 2011

butt scab

An individual you find extremely annoying and hard to get rid of.

Get out of my face you butt scab!

by Mindy February 13, 2005