Salisbury

A town in Wiltshire where everyone is a fucking chav. It is home of South Wilts School for Girls (the lesbian grammar school) and WSE (the roadman school). If you attend either of these schools.....YOU'RE A NONCE. Salisury also has a maccies where roadmen, chavs, gypsys AND grammar school kids are often found on the loose.

There are other schools such as St Joes where you have fat asians and skinny gingers. Theres Bishops Wordsworth Grammar as well which is just privileged sex offenders. If you are lucky you may find a depressed South Wilts girl walking around the close because they have been nonced up by another teacher. Sometimes you may spot a shit ton of year 7s and 8s in lizzies high of poundland sweets.

Person 1: Salisbury? You live in Salisbuy? Fuck sake whos pregnant now???

by getsheft6789 August 8, 2019

sadist

someone who finds pleasure in others pain. a sadist would often go well with a masochist.

wow voldemort sure is a sadist.

by thatweirdkid...... June 11, 2019

Sadistic tickling

The act of performing prolonged and relentless Tickle Torture to a typically bound and helpless victim. The intense torture is focused on an area of the body highly sensitive to tickling, often the soles of feet, with the purpose being simply to torment the victim with cruel and unbearable Tickling.

Person A: "So you taught your sister a lesson last night?"
Person B: "Yeah, She's super ticklish, so I punished her with Sadistic tickling. After a night of that torture, she won't be trying anything like that again."

by Professorinfo June 11, 2014

Satislap

That oh-so-satisfying slap you deliver to a friend that has recently developed a relationship he won't shut up about. 99% of the time, it is aimed at the crotch, and results in an equally satisfying grunt from the love-struck guy. Normally only performed if the guy in question has been talking incessantly about his new sexy-time buddy for days. Can also be done with a foot. Or a knee. Or a sledgehammer.

Dave wouldn't shut up about his new sexy friend Emma, so we gave him a Satislap. But he wouldn't shut-up, so we gave him one with our feet. And then he still wouldn't shut up, so we bought a sledgehammer.

by Thoseguysoverthere September 25, 2011

personal satisfaction

An individual's experience of a sense of fulfillment of a need or want and the quality or state of being satisfied.

Tommy Tanking gives him personal satisfaction.

by Udossa June 23, 2016

Sadistic

1: Pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune.

2: schadenfreude

Sometimes I think my boss is sadistic. She laughed when I broke my arm.

by PerpetualJ May 21, 2019

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by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009