Satislap 

That oh-so-satisfying slap you deliver to a friend that has recently developed a relationship he won't shut up about. 99% of the time, it is aimed at the crotch, and results in an equally satisfying grunt from the love-struck guy. Normally only performed if the guy in question has been talking incessantly about his new sexy-time buddy for days. Can also be done with a foot. Or a knee. Or a sledgehammer.

Dave wouldn't shut up about his new sexy friend Emma, so we gave him a Satislap. But he wouldn't shut-up, so we gave him one with our feet. And then he still wouldn't shut up, so we bought a sledgehammer.

Satislap by Thoseguysoverthere September 25, 2011

satisfaptory 

Similar to satiscraptory, this term denotes anything of below average quality for masturbation, put to use because there's nothing better around.

1. I was searching for some pictures the other day in order to host a wrestling match between the Pink Darth Vader and Hand Solo. I coulnd't find any Carrie Fisher pictures, only Jamie Lee Curtis. But I photochopped them into a white dress and headphone hair, and it was satisfaptory.

satisfaptory by HMB August 13, 2004

satisfaption 

1. the relief of fucking
2. the satisfaction from ejaculation

Batman: "I got my groove on with Catwoman last night.."
Robin: "No way, did you get it in?!?"
Batman: "Hell yeah, I got my satisfaption."

satisfaption by I'mBatmanFuckYou December 9, 2012

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008