Sandman Game

A game where you take sleeping medication then try to masturbate to completion before you fall asleep.

Bro, wake up. Why you sleepin in the living room with your dick out watching porn? Was you playing the Sandman Game again?

Sorry. Looks like the Sandman got me.

by JJ Mccloud January 9, 2020

Sandman

Sandman

A mythical creature, about 6'2 in height with long grey hair and whiskers. Resembles an ugly yeti or sasquatch.
The Sandman lives in the sand dunes near Blackpool. He preys upon males who live and work in the local area, and uses cider to lure them back to his seaweed lair for a strum on his 'guitar'. If the cider trap is unsuccessful The Sandman will just suck off or bum the unsuspecting young men on the sand dunes then slope off on his merry way!

Sandman:- Hello young man, would you like to come back to the seaweed lair to drink cider and play on my twanger?

Young Man:- No thanks, Sandman, i am just walking my dog in the Sand Dunes.

Sandman:- Ok young man, that is not a problem, i will just bum you here. It is dark, secluded and nobody else is around!

by Sprogglebump December 13, 2010

Sandman

Sandman - Notorious Meth cook from Ellwood Pennsylvania. Tragically got busted in March, 2011

Methhead 1: Dude have you had the sandman’s meth?
Methhead 2: Yeah, it has to be the best meth around

by varg belsonius jr September 6, 2023

Sandmanning

The act of throwing a cup water on an unsuspecting victim with hopes that it will dissolve them.

Candys lied awake in her gammy's bed that night hopping to see if the Sandman existed. When a figure walked past, she totally sandmanned it thinking she was catching the Sandman himself. Turns out, she ended up sandmanning her own grandmother.

by The Moneymaker December 26, 2011

The Mr. Sandman

When you're about to cum on a girl's face, but insted you throw sand in her eyes.

"She was talking about us being a thing so hit her with "The Mr. Sandman".

by mynameisjustice October 30, 2023

Sandmanned

When a media outlet intentionally gaffes to make an untrue statement and dodge prosecution for libel.

CBS News reported on 11/11/2021 "Kyle Rittenhouse testified in his murder trial yesterday, breaking down in tears as he told the jury he murdered two men at a Black Lives Matter protest last year in self-defense."
CBS just Sandmanned themselves on Twitter.

by SailbadTheSinner November 11, 2021

A Sandman

When your girl is sleeping you jerk off and blow your load on her eye. When she wakes up in the morning her eye will be crusty like when the sandman cums

"Dude I gave my bitch a slamin a sandman this morning"

by A Sandman August 3, 2014