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Samedin

A stupid fucking piece of shit mother fucker who thinks he is gangster and sucks dick for a living just for his own fucking pleasure.
You said you a gangster but you neva pop nothin, You said you a wankster and you need to stop frontin, You go to the dealership but you neva cop nothin, You been hustlin' a long time and you ain't got nothin.
by Scott February 28, 2003
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Sammed

To ejeculate or cause someone to orgasm without physical cause merely with eye-contact.
she looked at me and i totally Sammed in my pants.
by ewokery October 21, 2009
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i saved christ

an extremely awesome dude that hates niggers and beats them with dead limbs from his freezer, he is so cool he rapes luesers in their own house while their parents watch and clap for joy
by Jesus christ February 21, 2005
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Saved

A very flexible shemale that can suck themself off. Although they are thought of to be extremely gay, they are a cool person.
DUDE! That guy is a saved!
by Davito'is'queen May 14, 2011
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samed

To copy/duplicate or confirm that two things are the same, in the past tense. Can also be used as a general acknowledgment.
"Did you get that report done?" ... "Yep, I looked at Lisa's and just samed it."

"Hey bro, I just watched that vid of Susan Boyle on youtube."... "Samed. Watched it two days ago."

"I love your mom's cooking."... "Samed."
by examancer April 22, 2009
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A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
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Samed

To keep losing or being bad at something
He just got samed
by Romo323 February 7, 2019
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