by Mom smasher November 21, 2021
a professional alligator wrestler who lives in the dirty south of new mexico. Spends his weekends on his porch chewing tobacco and spitting into a tin can, but weekdays satisfying tourist's curiosity with a display of classic gator wrestling. In his spare time he likes to youtube magic tricks and practice them in the mirror. Samuel's are not afraid to get dirty, messy, smell like shit, and live life on the edge. They like attention and the sweet taste of honey on toast. When naked they spontaneously combust.
tourist-one: What is there to do in this god forsaken desert?
tourist-two: Have you heard of samuel?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!
tourist-two: Have you heard of samuel?
tourist-one: No. Why? Is he some sort of magician?
tourist-two: Only in his spare time. He is a gator wrestler.
tourist-one: Damn, lets go see him wrestle!
by thebestmanalivesincemeohwait June 26, 2010
Person 1: dude that kid has stayed on his xbox all day... even when naked chicks were having a pillow fight in his room!
Person 2: hmmm that kid must be a Samuel...
Person 2: hmmm that kid must be a Samuel...
by aaaahhhhhhmun April 17, 2011
Samuel is extremely intelligent but also very humble and you won’t really know how smart he is until you enter a intellectual conversation with him. He doesn’t smile often, but when he does, it will light up your world for the rest of the day. He’s a big gamer and loves sports. He’s a pretty picky eater but, what he does like, he LOVES. ( Spaghetti, ice cream, pizza, etc. ) His favorite thing in the world is helping people. If he’s having a bad day, just let him help you with something and he’ll feel a lot better. He’s a creative writer and is very chill. He’s one of a kind. As a boyfriend, it’s impossible to ever even consider leaving him. He’s not perfect, but he’ll try to be for his girlfriend. If you know a Samuel, consider yourself lucky. Not many get to experience the level of kindness, devotion, and brilliance that he brings
“ I love you, Samuel. “
by Kumo October 30, 2019
by eosah April 9, 2021
A great guy, pragmatic and patriotic. like's to make hoe's and bitch's alike squeal. Is destined to achieve great things, whilst on the toilet.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
Also an expression requently used by stoners and hippies for something of high quality.
by Thatoneguythatknowsalls March 13, 2009
The "nice guy". That one guy who always feels the need to let everyone know how "great they are". Someone who feels that they are entitled to everything they want because of there niceness. Samuel is a guy who will guilt you into what he wants, then throws a fit when he doesn't get it. He's the guy that flirts with EVERYONE, but is emotionaly unable to sustain a long lasting relationship with anyone because of his astronomical expectations for a partner and his over flowing need for validation.
If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.
If this sounds like anyone you have been with or know, CONGRATS!!! You have found yourself a Samuel.
Person 1: "My blind date, rented a hotel room and tried to get into my pants last night. Then yelled at me when I said no!!!"
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "
Person 2: "Wow! He sounds like a total Samuel! "
by Camleigha21 April 20, 2020