Samuel is a type of guy with a long dick and big hairy balls. His dick is so long, when he goes pee, his dick whips out of his pants and sags down on the ground.
Brother: What the FUCK is that on your penis bro?
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.
by TheChair64 June 19, 2017
Samuel is a man
by Cleanup crew February 22, 2018
Sam is a quite remarkable guy you will meet. He has some attitude but most of the time he’s pretty cool. He’s short but with a massive glizzy and has all the girls going crazy for him.
by TheUrbanMan_25 October 1, 2020
by borkborkgoesthedoggo March 17, 2017
Samuel is a name, its origin are from ancient Greek and Macedonia. The ancient spelling of Samuel is Samoil.
In the bible Samuel is a profit and his name roughly translates as 'He Who Listens' this is one of the namy names of Jehovah and so it can also be interchangeable with the meaning 'Name Of God'. There are many hundreds of names still in use that in ancient languages have the actual name of god in thier name and many more that can translate in another name of God. So its not exactly uncommon.
Another name of Samuel is Sammael the prince of demons, his name is interchangeable with Satan. He resides in the 7th heaven (domain of unborn souls) this is a Saturday. The angel of death. Seducer of Eve. Also described as 'God Severity'. Literally translated as 'Sam' meaning poison and 'el' meaning angel. He has also been regarded as good and evil 'as one of the greatest and one of the foulest spirits operating in heaven, on earth, and in hell'. Angels can be quite ambiguous.
In occult Sammael is one of the seven fallen angels used in communicating with various evil forces. This would either place him as a ruler of one of the days of the week or as an arch angel that rules above rules many millions of angels. There's no official hierarchy in fallen angels and none of them seem to be official formal rulers of anything. His good angel equivalent would be Cassiel, This final paragraph has been based on the occult rather than traditional angelic scripture.
In the bible Samuel is a profit and his name roughly translates as 'He Who Listens' this is one of the namy names of Jehovah and so it can also be interchangeable with the meaning 'Name Of God'. There are many hundreds of names still in use that in ancient languages have the actual name of god in thier name and many more that can translate in another name of God. So its not exactly uncommon.
Another name of Samuel is Sammael the prince of demons, his name is interchangeable with Satan. He resides in the 7th heaven (domain of unborn souls) this is a Saturday. The angel of death. Seducer of Eve. Also described as 'God Severity'. Literally translated as 'Sam' meaning poison and 'el' meaning angel. He has also been regarded as good and evil 'as one of the greatest and one of the foulest spirits operating in heaven, on earth, and in hell'. Angels can be quite ambiguous.
In occult Sammael is one of the seven fallen angels used in communicating with various evil forces. This would either place him as a ruler of one of the days of the week or as an arch angel that rules above rules many millions of angels. There's no official hierarchy in fallen angels and none of them seem to be official formal rulers of anything. His good angel equivalent would be Cassiel, This final paragraph has been based on the occult rather than traditional angelic scripture.
Oh did you know the actual historical meanings of the name Samuel, because I do They go like this BLAH BLAH BLAH etc.
by sudonameunguessable March 11, 2017
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