Sailor moon crystal

Another version of Sailor moon but even better it also contains 39 episodes its even shorter :/

me:MOON PRIDE ANATA NO CHIKARA NI NARITAI!!!!
Guy:..?
Friend: Oh she just singing the sailor moon crystal opening
Guy: Oh shes wierd tho -Walks away-

Sailor moon crystal by idontgiveafxck January 7, 2021

sailor saturn 

"The Sailor Scout of Destruction" from the Super Sailor Moon series. She posessed powers capable of destroying a planet and was the owner of a scepter called the Silence Glaive. However, she had to be careful. If she ever used her powers to their ultimate extent, meaning to kill and destroy, she would die as well. She also was one of two creatures living inside the innocent Hotaru Tomoh.

Even though Sailor Moon is the leader of the group, Sailor Saturn carries the ultimate power of death.

sailor saturn by Saturn's Problem Child February 6, 2008

Sailor Moon 

All of you who posted shit about me are naughty, and in the name of the Moon I will punish you.

Now where did I put my whip? Oh shit! I left it at Sailor Jupiter's place.

Sailor Moon by Sailor Moon June 19, 2003

Sailor Moon 

A character in an anime cartoon of the same name. Her real name is Serena (at least in the American version) and, in a nut-shell, she a whiney little baby. However, when she is given special powers from her talking cat, Luna, she becomes Sailor Moon, a superhero who, with her team of Sailor Scouts, fights the power of the evil negaverse.

Sailor Moon: one of the best anime cartoons ever.

Sailor Moon by anime master August 1, 2004

Sailor's Delight 

Before a long voyage asea, it was foretold that sailors have the practice of packing a mason jar or other handy vessel chock full of earthworms for those lonely nights at sea.

Private Smith, I am so horny, I'd give my left nut for a piece of strange right now.

No worries Private Johnson, you can borrow my Sailor's Delight. I've only used it a few times today.

Sailor's Delight by BeerDork August 25, 2009

Sailor's Morning Prayer 

1. To vomit the morning after a night of drinking.

2. To bow before the toilet vomiting. Usually from drinking.

3. Made famous from Ray of Achewood.

" My gut felt like it was full of boiled towels. I did a Sailor’s Morning Prayer: I went downstairs, shook up a Stella, and chugged that foamy mess in one go. Sure enough, that little cherry bomb got my whole bag heavin’ and I blew about a gallon of hot, fried disaster into the sink (don’t worry, I used the garbage disposal side)." -Raymond Q. Smuckles

"My uncle would wake up at 12:30 every afternoon, say a Sailor's Morning Prayer in the bathroom, and begin his day of drinking."

Sailor's Morning Prayer by bwaaaah October 8, 2009

sailor mouth

When a dolphin makes a sound right as you swear.

Remember Dirty isabella? she shaked her booty and then got Sailor Mouthed. And then again.

sailor mouth by Green Hell Zone April 18, 2020