Shived

A state of intoxication past the “blackout” phase. Common behaviors include spilling your drink all over yourself, dancing on table tops, and acting completely drawlin.

"Man, you were really shived last night. You peed all over my kitchen table!”

by jcola July 25, 2017

Shived

To be blocked by somebody because you or somebody you follow disagrees with them.

I've been shived by Steve Shives!

by YourGameSucks September 21, 2016

Swivel Molt

A Moltar belonging to a specific 'Poltar' person group (See Poltar), but having the characteristic of possession of one or more Swivel-Style cellular phone carrying devices. To be classified as a true Swivel the Swivel must satisfy two necessary conditions: 1. it must be clipped on the exterior of a garment and not in a pocket or interior position, and readily accessible and visible. 2. The Swivel apparatus must always be perpendicular to the ground, regardless of the position of the carrier, this is also a diagnostic test which will determine if the Swivel joint is properly lubricated and/or positioned. Evidence as to the origin of the Swivel points towards the late 1990's.

"An accountant I knew had a cellular phone that he wore in a Swivel style phone case and it was always clipped on his jeans between his zipper and his pocket so that he could easily reach it if a client called. Others called him a Swivel Molt, and he was the most boring man I ever knew but damn if he didn't have a sweet lookin Swivel" -- Anonymous

by Travonius April 25, 2006

El Goonish Shive

A webcomic written by Daniel Shive that flawlessly blends cartoonish nonsense with an interesting, engaging plot.

It takes some pretty decent writing to make you actually empathize with the characters of any story. El Goonish Shive is the only webcomic to achieve this effect.

by The Gray Knight October 9, 2008

shivee

Pronounced 'shi-v'
When a girl wears a short skirt and tights and the bit on the tights where the two legs join is on show. This can happen when a girl in a miniskirt bends down, or her tights are too big/small. It is very unattractive, and takes away the effect of the miniskirt.

Example 1
*Top of tights is on show*
Girl One: Ew, that girl is doing a shivee.

Girl Two: Gross.

Example 2
*Very short skirt*
Girl 1: Hey, am I doing a shivee?
Girl 2: No, you're fine.

by partyatmyplace July 23, 2011

shiver me timbers

An exclamation, of surprise or otherwise. This phrase originated from when the water or a canon would hit the ship, and the ship would shake. Hence, shivering, and timbers being the actual ship.

Shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat! Get out of me rum!

by Julie Raven September 7, 2008

Snively

An adjective used to describe one who...

1.) gets joy from taking advantage of other people,

2.) is aggressively sleazy, and/or

3.) is actively manipulative

Pip cracked a snively grin after outsourcing all of his labor force to children in overseas sweatshops

by Altrotaltro June 11, 2010