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Sugma

Despacito: Hey bro. Got any ligma?
Kanye: No, but do you have any Sugma?
Despactio: Aight I’ll bite. What’s sugma?
Kanye: S u g m a b a l l s l m a o
by Jeebus deletus October 23, 2018
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Sugma

Sugma-72AV is an airborne, antifungal/parasitical resistant fungus. In later stages, it takes the form of a human being, Derailed Exiled Gay Erratic Non-Enthusiastic Rated Angry Trans-species Extremist, or DEGENERATE. DEGENERATEs are key on spreading Sugma-72AV. They do this by when coming in contact with a unaware victim, use word play in order to mention the word sugma, disguising it as an insult. Symptoms include: Aggressiveness, frequent unfunny jokes, sore throat, and rash. The fungus/parasite then lays eggs, and when hatched, the patient mutates to a DEGENERATE.
Patient: Doctor, do you know the Sugma Virus?
Doctor: No, what's sugma?
Patient: SUGMA BALLS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Doctor then mutates, spreading the fungus/parasite further.
by Not_Lost October 8, 2022
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Sugma

Sugma, a very severe form of Ligma, is a disease that is transmitted through venting in electrical. Sugma is an acronym, meaning Sussy Using Granulated Manscaping Amongus. This disease can be fatal, and if not treated properly can lead to Will Smith eating a glizzy too sussily. If you think you have the disease Sugma, immediately go to your nearest orthodontist, and have them prescribe you maximum strength melatonin, 2,569 gallons of bleach, 4,203 gallons of ammonia gas, 45 used syringes found on the street by a 7-11, and 67,097 tablets of opium. Once you have gathered these items, proceed to shove them up your rectum, and wait 9.7 seconds for the articles to kick in. Once they have, you have a 67.8% chance of surviving the infamous disease known as Sugma.
My friend died of Sugma last week.
by Quandalious Dinglenut October 11, 2022
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SUGMA

The opposite of LIGMA, known as SUCK MY BALLS
For Example "Quaid has SUGMA"
by VIone October 15, 2018
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sugma

something unknown by many. Ask your friend what it is so they can confirm themselves
Have you heard about the new strand of sugma?
What is sugma?
by crimson._. May 27, 2022
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Sugma

An insurmountable mental block that causes an emotional, physical and psychological breakdown.
To be striken with Sugma is a terrible fate worse than death

People who suffer Sugma recieve no help and are left to fall through the cracks of society

If you, or any of your loved ones have Sugma the best thing to do is surround yourself with kind, loving people
by Swiftyoldboy January 23, 2023
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