erect-a-stiffy

use of an already large and erect penis making it even more larger and more erect. How? i don't fucking know

my boy im about to erect-a-stiffy

by penisman4273 January 23, 2023

Dicky Stiffy

Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.

Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*

by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018

Urban Stiffy

The boner that results from actually imgaining all the crazy sexual shit on this website.

Bro 1 "Dude what's with the jizz all over the computer?"

Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."

Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"

by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010

morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....

"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."

by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009

Blicky Stiffy

The act of having a boner or erection and then hitting your bitch in the face with it.

NIGGAS IFFY UH, HIT HER WITH THE BLICKY STIFFY UH.

by xd Joffrey September 1, 2018

subway stiffy

Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli

I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy

by Just Roz July 18, 2009

Pop a Stiffy

A way of stating that the male penis is soon to ejaculate. Otherwise known as a boner.

I Pop a Stiffy everytime I get to walk behind Payton

by Blevinz11z May 31, 2012