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Polite Stiffy

When your just chilling somewhere doing something thats not at all provocative. Your just minding your own business when suddenly you get a stiffy. Wondering why he decided to get up, you ask it, "Whats happening brotha?" Realizing its mistake, it politely apologies and goes down. Afterwards, you hope no one talking to your sophisticated willy.
"So I was hanging out with Sayori if you know what i'm saying and I-"
*willy interupts conversation*
"ay man Sayori isn't something to get excited about,"
"Oh, sorry about that, I'll leave now"
*willy leaves*
"I've never seen a Polite Stiffy before!"
by soap tastes alright August 15, 2018
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Dicky Stiffy

Dicky Stiffy is the best way to tell your partner you love her. And it works as a defence technique.
Hot babe: *texting on phone*
Cool guy: Hey girl my DICKY STIFFY UH
Hot babe: *gets married*
by Eatthatpusst445 May 7, 2018
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Urban Stiffy

The boner that results from actually imgaining all the crazy sexual shit on this website.
Bro 1 "Dude what's with the jizz all over the computer?"

Bro 2 "I got an urban stiffy while on Urb Dic. The cleveland steamer did it for me, I had to jack off right onto my keyboard."

Mother "Seriously?! Again?!"
by I8outurm0m August 29, 2010
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morning stiffy

A characteristic of the male human. The morning stiffy occurs at about 6 AM. Hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop....
"Well, I woke up with a morning stiffy... so I wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, 'Get away from me !!'"....

"So I gave it to 'er in the butt...."
by Johnny Chingas June 29, 2009
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Blicky Stiffy

The act of having a boner or erection and then hitting your bitch in the face with it.
NIGGAS IFFY UH, HIT HER WITH THE BLICKY STIFFY UH.
by xd Joffrey September 1, 2018
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subway stiffy

Getting an erection while standing near or in a deli
I was just buying some turkey and i couldnt help but notice that that man had a subway stiffy
by Just Roz July 18, 2009
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Pop a Stiffy

A way of stating that the male penis is soon to ejaculate. Otherwise known as a boner.
I Pop a Stiffy everytime I get to walk behind Payton
by Blevinz11z May 31, 2012
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