Someone who only reads your facebook status updates or tweets, but doesn't actually reach out and talk to you.
When I met Jimmy in real life, the first thing he mentioned was something I tweeted about. He's such a status stalker, why doesn't he just send me a message or something??
by Philosophistry March 6, 2010
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Guy 1: Yo, I saw you "liked" her picture, about 15 seconds after she put it up. She totally thinks you're a stalker.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I used a 20 minute Stalker Pause, so I'm going on a date with her Friday.
by MickeyHess March 28, 2011
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A play on words of the term "grocery shopping". Grocery stalking occurs when you are at your local market and spot a good-looking guy/girl. You might be interested in this person, so you sneakily follow them around the store to scope out what items they're buying and learn more about them. As opposed to traditional stalking, grocery stalking rarely continues outside the market, unless contact is made and/or phone numbers are exchanged.
Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.
By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Grocery stalking is the perfect pickup, because you can easily pretend to be interested in a product they are purchasing and strike up a conversation about it, and you instantly have something in common. This generally happens in the produce section around unusual/exotic fruits and vegetables.
By carefully inspecting the items in their cart, you can quickly learn much more about a person than you ever could at a singles bar-- such as whether this person is a vegetarian or has children.
Susy-- "Oh, look, check out that hottie! Let's go grocery stalking."
Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."
Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."
*subtely checks out hottie's cart*
Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"
Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
Lucy-- "Why? We need to hurry up."
Susy--"Just gimme a sec to see what he's buying, I might be interested."
*subtely checks out hottie's cart*
Susy--"Duct tape, lighter fluid, and trash bags. We better get outta here!"
Lucy--"I guess it is better to look before you leap."
by lilylee1107 January 18, 2010
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by rosecherry September 9, 2008
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2.) crazy person trying to get off taking pictures.
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1.) I was arrested for being a stalkerrazzi.
2.) I was walking down the sidewalk when a stalkerazzi took pictures of me.
2.) I was walking down the sidewalk when a stalkerazzi took pictures of me.
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