soggy biscuit

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit

Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuit again, Atkins came straightaway and I had to eat the cookie!

by michael kavanagh January 19, 2004

soggy anus

an anus which has been buttfucked to the limit and cum is dripping out of it

"oh no whenever i fart my pants get wet"

by Hakko December 14, 2003

Soggy Backpack

A sexual move involving you secretly blowing your bonersauce on a partners back and then having them slip their shirt back on. The sloppy jizz blizzard still on their back results in a soggy backpack.

That freak I railed last night threw her shirt on too fast and walked out with a soggy backpack.

by CrustyRubbers July 20, 2011

Soggy Lobster

(n.): Word to describe a penis that explodes during ejaculation. The skin is torn in several places and the flesh protrudes out, dripping with blood and semen. Usually brought on by recreational use of viagra and penis pumping combined.

A soggy lobster.

by CrunchyCrab October 27, 2010

Soggy Shoe

a soggy shoe is when a male masturbate and releases his fluids into a person's shoe right before he/she puts it on. and then they put it on with cum all on the inside

i gave my girlfriend a soggy shoe because it was funny

by sizzle master October 30, 2010

Soggity

The texture of chips left in the fridge overnight.

Aw this chips are really soggity!

by Mr Big D May 14, 2012

Soggy Molly

The act of collecting large amounts of saliva on your index finger and then sticking it in someone's armpit with a twisting motion. Usually done from behind to allow for the element of surprise and to give you a chance to run.

Index fingers from both hands can be used at the same time for a double-barreled soggy molly.

While Billy-Bob was giving the nerd a wet willy, Jimbo was giving him a soggy molly.

by angus mctavish September 30, 2012