drop the soap

An utterly hilarious Bob Rivers song parody of "Rock the Boat" (1973) by The Hues Corporation.

And no, it's all an urban legend. It's perfectly safe to drop the soap in the prison showers. It's just not safe to pick up the soap after... the jail showers are disgusting and you really don't want to know what's down there.

Ever since this prison term began
My tush has lived in fear of some big hairy man
And I'm nervous hanging out with these thugs and thieves
They're looking for a quiet place to corner me

I hope that I get out on probation
Before someone in that washroom gives me love deviation

So I'd like to know if
You get the notion
If I touch my toes will
You get the lotion
And I'd like to know when
You make a motion
And I'd like the guard to
Hear the commotion

Drop the soap
Don't drop the soap baby
Drop the soap
Not safe to bend over
Drop the soap
Don't tap my butt, bubba
Drop the soap...

by bitchuck October 22, 2023

Soap Opera

A television/radio serial drama characterized by sentimentality and melodrama.

Soap Opera
AKA: Daytime Serial Drama

by P Redeckis May 8, 2006

Soap Boogers

Dried up clumps of soap on the nozzle of a liquid soap dispenser.

I cant wash my hands in the kitchen because of all of the soap boogers on the dispenser.

by XCchamp January 4, 2009

Drop the Soap

When two men in prison are interested in a sexually intimate relationship, they decide to drop the soap so that one man can come behind like donkey and insert his schlong into the other man's anal cavity.

Drop the Soap: Joey dropped the soap in the showers at the school's gym and coach Dobson came behind like donkey and committed the deed.

by Long w e e n boi November 13, 2019

soap box

Conventional attribute of street preacher, who would stand on soap box and say sermon, and thus, term denoting preacher-like behaviour.

- Dude, you shouldn't be doing that before marriage.
- Yeah, right. Want a soap box?

by mathrick May 17, 2005

drop soap

Phrase. Means to drop soap as stated. Famous in prison movies when a man is taking a shower and drops his soap, leading him to gettin analy raped. Also mentioned in cartoon the Boondocks. There is a phrase related, "drop soap" which means to screw up and to recieve grave consenquences.

1. guy drop soap and his analy raped.

by RoarMan March 21, 2006

Cake soap

Typically a Jamaican term, a detergent soap that contains bleach.

mi use cake soap cuz Kartel seh the gyal dem luv off the brown face

by Tristan and Beans January 25, 2011