scatphreak

someone who enjoys playing with/eating shit for sexual pleasure.
scat=shit/phreak=freak

I didn't just piss on her, I shit on her and she rubbed my shit all over herself cuz she's a "scatphreak"!

by Steve Irish May 2, 2004

Smartphone

A device which is either touch screen or has a micro QWERTY keyboard, Touch screen versions are designed to open the wrong application at the slightest touch requiring you to then spend twice as long closing the application down thus wasting time.Also prone to being covered in finger prints.

QWERTY keyboard smartphones are designed for people with pins for fingers, anyone with big manly hands usually presses several keys at once.Designed to slow you down to be more precise.

Smartphones types:
Nokia C6-01, HTC Wildfire, Samsung Galaxy s and Iphone are touchscreen
Most Blackberry phones and a few Nokia and some Samsungs have QWERTY mini keyboards/pads.

by radiator dust October 8, 2011

smat

smart way of saying "smart"

used to describe something that really isn't smart at all, but it is used the same way as the word smart

i so smat

by coopBoi April 2, 2019

Smartphone Swirly

When you drop your phone in the toilet and the automatic flush activates before you can remove it.

Emily watched helplessly as her iPhone got a smartphone swirly in the office bathroom.

by t pot September 18, 2012

smate

1. having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified; (ant: gay)
2. more often than not, the root word of the hostname currently assigned to Brian Hetro's current computer

Mac OS X is smate.

by ben April 6, 2003

smatter

when you gots ta asks what is wrong really fast.

What smatter witcha, b?

by i8x December 4, 2007

satpimp

Noun: School Across Town-Pimp; a male student whom pimps the female students of a school across town, as oppose to pimping the female students at his own school.

(Can also be used as a verb): to satpimp

Noun: My friend Geoff from another school is a satpimp. He got with a girl from my school.

Verb: Geoff is satpimping a girl at my school.

by RJizzle November 29, 2006