Slap

A manual reset mechanism used to correct glitches in human behaviour.

Mike: "Yo I heard Marcus talking smack about you"
Tyrone: "Yeah I know but I fixed it"
Mike: "How?"
Tyrone: "I slapped the shit outta him"

by Lumeelogan April 10, 2017

slap

sounds like a plan

"Want to go to the movies at 4?" "Slap!"

by gotitfromtiktoklol February 1, 2021

The slap

the action of slapping your balls so hard that they get torn apart and fly off to china then come back like a boomerang right into your mouth and coming out of your ass. never do this or else you'll lose the ability to wank

Person 1: I swear to god if you annoy me anymore I'll give you The slap.
Person 2: jeez ok, spare me for the love of god.

by bvzo May 28, 2021

/slapped

Often used when talking to a person online or when texting. '/Slapped' is used when someone is being jokingly self-centered or embarrassing. It can also be used when someone says something jokingly that may be offensive but doesn't want to offend the other person. It is used to indicate that they are not serious, and basically means they are 'slapping' themselves (Reminder: This is NOT to be taken seriously).

(//Bricked, //Killed, //BrutallyMurdered -These are other ways to say the same thing. Keep in mind, whether there is one slash or two, it doesn't matter)

Person 1: Who do you think is the prettiest in our class?
Person 2: OmG mEeeEeE~ //slapped
Person 1: ...
Person 1: Lol

Person 3: So what did you think about our trip?
Person 4: It was alright ^^ The people there were a bit loud though... //bricked
Person 3: I know >~<

Person 5: Hey! I missed you!
Person 6: Well I didn't miss you
Person 6: Jkjk xD
Person 6: /slapped
Person 5: Lol

by GiveMeBackMyName August 31, 2013

SLAP

Acronym used mostly in chatting (but can also be said aloud) that means "sounds like a plan".

AIM Person 1 >> All right, I'm going to take a shower, lube up, grab my handcuffs, and I'll be right over.
AIM Person 2 >> SLAP.

by TwixT May 19, 2005

SLAP

Sea
Lion
Aquatic
Park

A small water park in Lisle, Illinois.. The first year it opened was great because all the guy lifeguards were banging the girl lifeguards at will.

I worked at SLAP and banged some bitches that worked there. We also drank a lot and smoked a lot of weed, quite frankly, everyone had a blast.

by Teabag July 13, 2006

slap

A stupid and/or obnoxious person who talks loud in public. Usually, a slap has a bad haircut.

John's Bar was a lot of fun, until all those slaps started coming.

by Brew Boy 4 Life March 11, 2004