Shumming

The act of shitting while cumming; the most euphoric experience a human can have

Dude, I was shumming last night and I literally couldn’t open my eyes for like 20 seconds because I was in heaven.

by YourMother0w0 June 18, 2020

Shum

The act of shitting and cumming simultaneously. Often accidentally, however seldom unwelcome.

Bro #1: "Hey bro I just blew a fat shum in the bathroom back there!"
Bro #2 "Sick bro! I haven't shummed in ages!"
Bro #1: "yeah it was shumtastic!"

by KHMIKER August 1, 2020

Shum

When Blayne is horny he really likes to jerk off while he’s shitting.

I walked in on Blayne shumming (shitting and cumming) in the cats litter box

by Blingle pease December 29, 2023

SHUM

This is when you shove something up yo bum.

He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.

by Leetoma October 22, 2019

Shumming

Shum or Shumming is when you shit and cum at the same time.

Person one: yo bro how was your shit
Person two: not good I was caught shumming by my parents.

by Big hungas November 4, 2019

Shum

To shit cum

i'm about to shum

by Wastegash November 14, 2020

Shum

Verb. To defecate and ejaculate simultaneously

There is no better revenge than to shum on someone.

by Wording long man November 18, 2020