SHUM

This is when you shove something up yo bum.

He must shum some coke to sell to his Shower Buds.

by Leetoma October 22, 2019

Shumming

When someone shits themselves when also cumming at the same time

“Dude yesterday I missed work because I was shumming badly”

by AllahuakPeter January 28, 2025

Shumming

When you shit and cum simultaneously

"Fuck, I need to stop shumming, it's so hard to clean up if your whores don't lick it clean for you."

by HaremMaster69 May 24, 2021

Shum

Said when someone does something embarrassing or tries to hard to impress but fails.
Also said when someone can't make a come back.

This word was said in sequence with a pitching or stroke of the chin.
( 1990s NZ term)

"You think your ............. , shum you......."

by Erinz1 May 30, 2016

Shumming

The act of shitting and cumming at the same time.

"Did you hear?"

"Hear what?"

"Tony was shumming all over the toilet yesterday"

"Omg, really!?"

by DrCunnie August 12, 2024

Shumming

Shum or Shumming is when you shit and cum at the same time.

Person one: yo bro how was your shit
Person two: not good I was caught shumming by my parents.

by Big hungas November 4, 2019

Shum

When a person gets to the max compacity of their shit and sperm to the point it causes pain then releases both the shit and the cum at once to feel the maximum relief known to man. Shum

Or

When you feel pleasure and intoxication at the same time but cannot which is more important so you decide to do it at the same time.

Friend: stfu before I kiss you baby girl
You: be right back I gotta shum real quick

by BigBrainChild August 10, 2019