Shrek

The exact definition of God. He has his own religion, and he is our holy savior

Person 1- “Hey why are you always praying to that onion

Person 2- “Sorry man, i’m praying to my holy god, Shrek”

Shrek by ChaoticSnail June 24, 2019

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Shrek

Shrek is a fictional green ogre who has become a meme and has become alive because of the memes. Nowadays, he is the listed in USA Today as the Shrexiest Man Alive 2019.

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Lord Farquaad is a nasty bowl-cut ogre-h8r. He is not shrexy. He is the opposite. He is Farqugly.
Shrek is married to Mrs. Shrek. She is a pretty shrexy lady.
Lord Farquaad was defeated by Shrek's shrexiness and his amazing succable ears.

Oh my Shrek, I love Shrek 2! It is the best movie to me.
Shrek is so much cuter than that Farqugly man; That Farqugly man does not have succable ears.

Shrek by 6PP9 May 2, 2019

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Shrek

He represents hope and courage in times of sorrow. He is the light that shines brightly, leading us through life.

Praise be to shrek

Shrek by Danny De\/ito August 28, 2019

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Shrek

A majestic prophet, who Jesus prays, he will butt rape you at night and it is The ultimate experience, Shrek thinks onions have layers, so they have layers. He once said that ogres can lay down a beat.

My life has a new front

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Shrek cleansed by rectum

Shrek by DaddiesCumming September 10, 2019