shitness

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

shiftless

a style of writing that uses only lower-case letters.

e.e. cummings wrote many of his poems in the shiftless style, using no upper-case letters at all.

by samuel ross August 24, 2005

shitless

1) The act upon being frightened in which there is nothing (feces, urine, blood, vital organs, ect) within you.

2) reaching a state of no return

1) man, I had diarreah so bad 'til a nudist colony of fat, hairy guys in their 40's ran by. Damn, I was scared SHITLESS!

by animedude April 24, 2004

Shittles

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes, like Skittles in shape, but invariably made of shite

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those shittles off my arse

by sNoWy1998 December 28, 2005

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Shitmessiah

bringer of shit, bad news, or criticism.

Not to be a shitmessiah, but there is no way the airliner is going to allow you to bring that gun on the plane.

by alexbrumlow October 4, 2009