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break the seal

The point at which you first piss after you have been drinking your favorite alcoholic beverage and at this point you will be pissing every ten minutes
Damn dude, I shouldn't have broken the seal because now I have to piss every ten minutes.
by matkillah November 20, 2002
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salsabil

Salsabil:
A girl with vivacious hair and an entrancing personality. Is very perceptive, lazy, and procrastinates. However, she is very friendly, amazing, and humorous. If you know a Salsabil, you are very lucky. Her personality and witty comments can make anyone's day.
OhMyGod! You are such a Salsabil! I cannot take my eyes off of you (;
by IAMABANANA July 9, 2014
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coach sealy

a really fast black dude who always wears a bluetooth and is straight off the streets of ethiopia.

can run over 9000 miles in under 6 minutes and always wears hip glasses like a boss. also does not prefer shirts or anything that has calories. Has hundreds of "sons".Even the girls are sons.
"YOU GUYS SUCK! STOP SCREWIN' AROUN'"!
-Coach Sealy
by Rinus Ree November 3, 2011
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Sealand

A real country. Also a literal rock. Not to be confused with Seaworld.
Person A: I'm visiting Sealand next month!
Person B: That's not a place.
Person A: Yes it is, you uneducated idiot.
by eggwastaken March 7, 2020
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ghost pepper salsa

The act of violently shitting diarrhea during a period of sex. This usually hits both participants in and brings the sex to a screeching halt.
Fuck, I shouldn't have had Taco Bell. I gave my girl ghost pepper salsa on accident.
by AN0SEater December 22, 2020
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hand salsa

Ammount of crud, largely fat based skin residue appearing on computer components, such as a keyboard or mice.
take a look at your keyboard of mice, and see the grey-brown-blacksich dirt on it, that is hand salsa.
by Baka_kun November 30, 2005
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hungry seal

when you make your bitch eat a mouthful of goldfish while getting anally penetrated. She will flop and moan like that of a seal.
"I heard andrew made Kendall a hungry seal for breakfast..."
"Yeah man...I heard her flopping around and shit."
by okey_tokey93 December 5, 2011
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