Snafood

Also Snafüd.

Etymology: from Snafu, meaning a blunder. Food blunders are snafus relating to food. Combined we have Snafüd, or Snafood.

“You were Snafüd when at 2:00 am you had those extra 3000 calories.”

“Bro, why you gotta put meat in that vegan persons dish. You totally Snafood them.”

“This is a Snafüd that’s worth it. Next time I’ll change.”

by mattanaw October 27, 2021

seaford head

(short for Seaford head community college) a crappy little school in a crappy little town. its full of chavs who like justin beiber and sluts that look like they have inherited the Dorito gene. they are soooo last century. the schools made up of two sites, not that thats intresting or anything, i was just stating a fact. :P all of the kids seem to have moved over from tideway which just proves that theyre stupid. they dislike anything cultured in any way. they all think that eastbourne is more fun than brighton and go there all the time cos theyre boring. so basically, in a nushell, seaford head is stupid. the end.

person 1: do you go to seaford head?

person 2: yeah...?

person 1: that explains why you look like your mother fucked a wotsit.

by rosiegreenx July 2, 2012

seafoodtarian

a person who is like a vegetarian but will make exceptiosn to seafood and no land animals

Allie is a seafoodtarian because she loves her hummus and seafood spread, but will never eat meat.

by Wilson Chen March 13, 2008

seefood

When dining with another person or group of people, chewing food and opening your mouth wide to display it's contents.
Can be a contest between siblings while dining with the family.

My brother and I pissed mom off by playing seefood at the dinner table.

by Rick M July 22, 2006

Sea Food Lover

One who truly enjoys eating pussy; i.e. cunnilingus. Derived from pussy translating to fish box. See also fish eater.

Male #1: "Have you ever eaten pussy?"

Male #2: "Have I? Shit, my diet practically consist of fish."

Male #1: "Damn, I didn't know you're a sea food lover."

by speaks4 January 25, 2008

Seawood

An erection caused by the presence of seamen.

I popped a seawood after the poop deck was filled with seamen.

by Stiphilis May 8, 2014

rotten sea food check

To check if a vagina owner has fish smelling genitalia.

Ben: "I did a rotten sea food check last night it stank!"

Simon: "So did I! But mine didn't smell at all it smelt amazing..."

by SexyLukey22 June 27, 2014