A crotchety, perpetually complaining, old, well armed man, who can drop you with a look. His grapefruit-sized balls swing pendulously underneath his saggy sweatpants, which he wears 24/7/365, unless it's hot outside, in which case it's cutoff sweats.
His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.
Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
His resemblance to Santa Claus is uncanny, and has been known to cause hypertension in young adults. His resemblance is physical only, as his demeanor will curdle milk. He collects midget-sized women to do his bidding, and is happy to ask them to do just about anything. They often find themselves handling a lot of wood and a lot of shit.
Scott can be found shooting things or thinking about shooting things on any given day. He loves to surround himself with prickly things, women's hair, and Velcro shoes. All tiny women need to be put on notice that he will hook you in if he has the chance.
Scott: That's a bunch of *&^!@# shit. That's not what O'Reilly said last night.
Me: Are you serious?
Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?
Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
Me: Are you serious?
Scott: Why wouldn't I be? You think I'm being a vagina?
Me: WTF? (Leaves in a cloud of confusion.)
by Vampire Cat January 21, 2013
A Scott usually drives a Subaru. His face is super dumb. Scotts typically emerge from the Red Sea around 6 months into their life cycle to mate. They tend to have a chocolate and caramel taste and feast on memes and barnacles around the coast. Scotts rarely interact with humans and when they do, extreme caution should be exercised. Scotts wear shoes that teeter on the edge of shoe and sandal. Scotts tends to have acute elbownitis that worsens as they age.
Bystander 1: Hey you see that guy Scott over there. He skipped a Twix break he’s savage!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
Bystander 2:Big oof!
by Ripfordadam June 23, 2019
A big flaming homosexual who stocks younger gals and creep's the shit out of pretty much everyone. He loves to suck off greyhound dogs and watch gay porn for countless hours on weekends. He is perhaps the most goofy looking fuck I've ever met.
Scott: Hey, what's up?!
Rachel: Uh..hey.. not much I'm just out for dinner with a few friends
Scott: Oh cool, well if you need a ride anywhere I'm just in the parking lot waiting.. sooo.. anywhere you want. I'm here. I'll do it, in a heartbeat.
Rachel: Um okay..bye
*Rachel to Steph*: I've never even met this Scott guy!
Rachel: Uh..hey.. not much I'm just out for dinner with a few friends
Scott: Oh cool, well if you need a ride anywhere I'm just in the parking lot waiting.. sooo.. anywhere you want. I'm here. I'll do it, in a heartbeat.
Rachel: Um okay..bye
*Rachel to Steph*: I've never even met this Scott guy!
by Phantom Price February 07, 2009
By the sounds of it I met the wrong Scott, he is arrogent, selfish, self absorbed and a cheater. Though very charming at first, don't be fooled by this Scott.
Scott
by Lady13 February 18, 2013
A really moody university student who gets drunk all the time and is obsessed with tea-trays. It is likely he will pull an "epic face".
by BrilliantGirl February 22, 2009