Scorched Peach

After a woman shaves her vagina/pubic area and it gets severely irritated/inflamed, either from razor burn, the products applied during the shaving, or both.

Meg : I shaved my snatch with an old razor, and with a shaving cream to which I was allergic. Now it's all red and it hurts!

Ty: Ouch! I'm sorry you gave yourself a scorched peach.

by Archimedes813 May 18, 2018

scorched freckle

When you've eaten too much chilli and the next day your bum is burning

Hey Johnny, I had the best chilli last night but fuck me... this morning ive got a scorched freckle !

by frecklemonster June 8, 2019

Scorch Monkey

Someone who is stingy with their weed.

He wouldn’t even let us hit his joint, what a scorch monkey.

by Derrick skarret September 4, 2019

Scorched Peach

When a woman gets severe razor burn or any other kind of irritation in her pubic area as a result of shaving her vagina.

When Meg shaved her vagina in anticipation of getting some action, she sadly used an old razor and a shaving cream she was allergic to, and ended up with a scorched peach.

by Archimede May 7, 2018

Scorched

the state of being high on marijuana

"dude you're so scorched"

by slangdefined May 18, 2016

Scorched

To be roasted by harshly for a stupid action.

"Damn he got scorched ".
"They scorching him".

by SaucyGirl101 September 19, 2016

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016