Sammich

A stack of random food placed between bread, usually whatever you have available.

"Woman, get in the kitchen and fix me a sammich now".

by lord torgo August 5, 2012

fancy sammich

Expansive esp. when a less expansive alternative is (or should be) available.

Timmy: Damn! That's a fancy sammich.

or
Sally: I really like the blue one, but that's a fancy sammich. I better get the green one.

by FancySammich01 November 15, 2010

booger sammich

A sandwich with boogers on it. except the word "sandwich" turned into "sammich to sound funnier

don't eat that booger sammich or else you'll get diarrhea.

by Brett Watson April 17, 2006

guido sammich

Simultameous drilling by two Italian men.

When you get to the final level of the new Mario Bros. game, Mario & Luigi totally make a guido sammich out of the princess.

by Felicia Morgan January 12, 2008

sammich alert

"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"

a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet

dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho

by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005

Sammich Hands

invented by Mike Reed. A fat bitches large hands, built for sandwich consumption

That bitch got sammich hands

by Mykreed September 10, 2011

Crow sammich

A sammich is a type of sandwich. However, it's not just any old sandwich though. This probably one of the hardest for anyone to eat. It is usually served when you say something and it is proven wrong later. You know, like when you make a mistake and are forced to acknowledge it humbly.

My son is gonna eat a crow sammich after I kick his butt bowling!

by Tonyaguas January 13, 2011