ruben

a cute ass potheaded mutha fucka who beasts it up on xbox live and is always burning his thumb when his parents go down the hill.

he is such a ruben, on the real though.

by rubenDaWG..XP July 7, 2011

Ruben

really cool dude, see linda. (his gf)

ruben brown

by bain December 15, 2003

Rubben

The King of Rubens. It was said since the dawn of time that Ruben was a particularly hot guy, bad ass person, who pimps on finest girls, and stands out of the crowd. But there was just too many of them. They needed an out-of-the-box Ruben, "One Ruben to rule them all". So here he was, the finest blend of all Rubens, the only one and unique Rubben. It was him, who "would bring back balance to the force", make the dream come true and transcend those from Rubens.

Ruben is hot in bed, but that's nothing like Rubben.

There are a bunch of Rubens, but how many Rubben can you think about ?

In the end Rubens are just the beta version of Rubben.

by J0hnQ34 November 24, 2016

Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.

Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.

by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021

Ruben

Ruben is the type of person to be loyal to you and to never go back on his word handsome,sweet and a huge dick and some girls are saying I want me some Ruben 😜 but Ruben thinks no one likes him🥺 and until the right person shows up if anyone hurts his girl he will knock anyone the fuck out

Girl 1:I really wish Ruben likes me
Girl 2: me to

by Ruben😜 February 18, 2019

Ruben is gay

Ruben being gay is some he will never admit but deep down he knows he is gay

Ruben is gay

by Poooooornnnnnn December 30, 2021

Ruben

A generally kind person with a great sense of humour and is a great person to be with. When he is your friend, he will often be protective, and has a very strong soul. He will defend you with your life. Even though he has quite the reckless spirit, Ruben will always help

Matt: Did you see that?

Sally: What?

Matt: Ruben just beat up this kid who was picking on Oliver!

Sally: That's amazing! I wish I had a friend like Ruben!

by UpOnTheFlipside23 April 28, 2022