Rudolph The Five-Legged Reindeer

A highly offensive, but worth watching for the shock, parody of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" that uses plastic figurines. Thirty minutes long, it copies the original 1964 Christmas special's plot surprisingly accurately, aside from feeling like it was made by the guys who did south park (but somehow even more fucked-up.) I will not give any spoilers at all for the sake of preserving the look horror that will be on your face. Make sure to tell your friends about it too, and soon the whole world will collapse into chaos due to this stupid video. And God (who will rinse his eyes out from seeing you watch this) forbid anyone sees you watching this.

Rudolph the five-legged reindeer... had a very... ok, I'll stand by my word and not sing the rest.

by Bbb23’s left testicle September 14, 2023

Rudolph

A red-nosed Reindeer

Rudolph is a red-nosed Reindeer

by Shinra4300 December 15, 2023

Rudolph Realness

Originally said by Ezza, Rudolph Realness refers to something being true. If you reach rudolph realness, you are all being.

Vincent: Dude I'm reaching rudolph realness
Ivy: What
Vincent: Yeah. That's lowkey rudolph realness.

by Ezza Meowtard January 31, 2024

Rudolph Realness

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.

Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.

by Ezza Meowtard February 9, 2024

Rudolph Giuliani

Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, colloquially referred to as "Rudy" or "Rudy Giuliani" (Born May 28th 1944) Is the greatest mayor in the history of New York, who preserved the city through the events of 9/11. Crime rates dropped 57% under his watch, and the murder rate dropped 65%. By the end of his two terms unemployment was practically cut in half.

Rudolph Giuliani married Donna Hanover in 1984, he then filed for divorce in 2002.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

The rudolph

The act of a girl putting on a reindeer suit;giving a man a blowjob and while giving the blowjob the man punches the girl in the face to resemble a red nose;therefore looking like rudolph

Jenna was mad when george made her look like the rudolph

by Deichert June 29, 2008

The Rudolph

When eating the ass of a woman who is menstruating.

That girl was so hot I would give myself the rudolph

by Blckwhtegry August 29, 2018