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Blackwater ROAD-kill

Refers to being or becoming a “Victim” of a “Drive-by-shooting”, “Gang related Shooting” –or- Highway “Road-rage” whereas armed shoot-outs results in a casualty or fatality.

Origins: A term derived by the private security company employed in IRAQ know as “Blackwater Security” in honor of their practice of randomly shooting at anything –or- anyone that gets “Too CLOSE”.
Use Examples:

The gangster was Blackwater ROAD-kill.

If you don’t clean-up your driving, you’re going to end up as Blackwater ROAD-kill.

Because he was at the wrong place at the wrong time, he was Blackwater ROAD-kill.
by Tyson D. Knine October 29, 2007
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fashion road kill

Someone who got run over by a road vehicel while lookin' extremely good.
Tom: did you see that girl get hit?

Bill: Yeah, she looked so good, such a waste.

Tom: yep, fashion road kill if yo ask me.
by mantanoman August 10, 2004
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roadkilledroach

No gender only redbull
roadkilledroach Is one of the coolest looking Mutuals I have.
roadkilledroach Is cool bc their makeup is sick
by Raignxd May 18, 2021
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roadkilledroach

roadkilledroach
No gender only redbull

Makeup is always so sick and cool
“ roadkilledroach is really cool”-raignxd
by Raignxd May 18, 2021
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Alaskan Roadkillfiretrucking

When you find road kill on the road that has been hit by a truck then you take it to the cook out and steam it up on the grill. If no one eats it you have to have sex with the roadkill.
I went to the cookout with a plan to perform a Alaskan roadkillfiretrucking
by Blue_. May 10, 2021
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Roadfill

The final refill of a drink before returning to the road after eating at a restaurant. Also known as, "One more for the road!"
Jimmy wished he had not gotten the roadfill before the remaining hour of a car trip, he had to go to the bathroom the entire way.
by Dawson and Nick October 5, 2011
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Road Kill

n. loud bubbly person, who quieted down a bit – Why so shy, Road Kill?

life of the party, funny dude, used to be funnier, clown– Road Kill knows what he has to do to get attention

broken libido, doesn’t stick to his agenda, dull, residuals, don't like that look in his eye – Hey, Road Kill, are you SURE you’re ok?

someone who gets ripped apart and doesn’t fight back, or doesn't fight back in the right direction – Hey, Road Kill, wake up and smell the coffee… hint, hint… you’re getting torn apart

a mixed-up panda that eats shrubs – Hey, Road Kill, I wouldn’t trust those guys with my bamboo or my twigs

a cuddly polar bear that is more wicked than you – Hey, Road Kill, seals, fish, or slushy?
“Dude, Road Kill, was HILARIOUS tonight. Does Road Kill need a ride? No worries, he’ll take a cab

“ ‘Hey, Molly, your husband’s clothes fit funny girl. Do you want to get some of this loving?’

You bet your ass I do. It’s my dead ass husband that’s Road Kill not me.’

‘You ready to step into the jungle?’

‘Aw, man, you know I see you. Yeah, I’m looking right at you. You, the Road Kill, I see you. You’re freaking me? You like to watch? How does this make you feel?’ “
by AmericanBeauty47 September 1, 2012
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