An unreleased 2002 comedy film featuring Alan Walker's manager Gunnar Greve getting fucked in multiple positions by host Else Kass Furuseth with clothes on during an interview
person 1: hey have you heard of ritual?
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
person 2: oh that alan walker song where julie bergan was replaced?
person 1: no the movie called the ritual of sex with alan walker's manager gunnar greve it's the best movie ever made
person 2: i agree
by gunnar greve fan club April 26, 2024
Get the The Ritual of Sexmug. verb. American phrase. It means to watch television in a trance-like state. Some might call it being a couch potato, but it is of a higher power and purpose as described by the TV Ministry, the TV worshiping religion.
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
"Lay down your false idols and turn to our real god. The one you and I have worshiped for years-- The Television!"
by Amy Bugbee June 27, 2004
Get the ritual viewingmug. The depression and sadness/abstinence you feel after being at a ghost concert/ritual
Also know as post-papa depression.
Also know as post-papa depression.
by Papa Nihil fan May 25, 2025
Get the Post-ritual depressionmug. a ritual performed occasionally, or every once in a while, where one goes to *le fridge* and grabs a slice of chees, and smells it intensely for like a minute before eating it. it is an enrichment activity, and is performed by alpha males, such as myself, the founder of the chees ritual.
(W person): hey i saw she was doing the chees ritual
(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good
(W person 2) she's such an alpha male
(gnome runs past camera really fast): what the heck. did we catch that on camera?
(person with iq of 200): i often help people and do not engage in cyber bullying, i promote kind behaviour towards others and stand against injustice and discrimination. also tomato soup is sooooo good
by Silly goob :3 July 20, 2024
Get the chees ritualmug. When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
Get the Indian Jerk Ritualmug.