paygan ritual

Refers to da IRS's yearly tradition of making people shell out "ungodly" portions of their hard-earned cash for questionable purposes.
I'm on SSI and Food Stamps, which does indeed mean living very frugally, but at least I don't hafta participate in any paygan rituals!
by QuacksO October 21, 2021
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Indian Jerk Ritual

When six or more guys sit in a circle around a 1 girl and pound on their legs like a drum as the girl jerks their dicks off
Hey Ashley I'm hanging with my friends on Saturday and I was wondering if you wanted to perform an Indian Jerk Ritual
by sploogele October 11, 2016
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