1) Extremely painful shit. A very painful dump. A long and painful act on the toilette. Generally caused by lack of fibre and waiting too long to shit. A shit which may require assistance, either medically, or with a rigid spoon-like excavation tool.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
2) A term used amongst well known friends, and best not used just anywhere.
1) Scott: "What took you so long in my washroom guy, there aren't any magazines in there when you come over!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
Max: "Duuuude, I couldn't go, I was squirming and standing on my fucking toes squeezing and writhing in agony. It was like I was giving a shit birth. I had a serious ass ripper!!"
Scott: "AW fuck man, not again, I had to replace my toilette last time you used it!!!! Why don't you just go straight to the fucking sewage plant guy and hang over the septic pool before you come to visit!!"
2) Best not used location example-
Max: "I would like to toast the bride whom I have had some special moments with before today - especially last night - I digress, firstly I would like to apologize for my scratchy throat, I spent the last 5 minutes screaming in the can forcing out an extreme ass ripper!"
by psiscott April 10, 2006
This is an unfortunate happening when you are receiving a blowjob from a chick that has braces and the metal rips the skin- hence a 'pecker ripper'
--Johnny is getting his cock sucked by a piece of jailbait
Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!
chick - Mmmfff..
Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!
hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper
pulls out a bloody dick
Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!
chick - Mmmfff..
Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!
hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper
pulls out a bloody dick
by hieronymus lex November 13, 2012
Uncle Jesse's band on Full House. they recycled other bands shitty material and were supposed to be very bad-ass. i love it!!
by Angelacia December 02, 2007
Notorious prostitute-killer that reached his peak in 1888. Famed for being the origianal serial killer, his identity remains a mystery to this day, although many people have luanched many differing theories. The style of the killings was particularly gruesome and internal organs were removed as souveneirs. Today the term will describe any loud, ripping fart.
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
Someone who is either very proficient at sex or very rough. Also could mean an alpha male or loser jock.
by Path March 10, 2004
by THEKILLERDOLL July 28, 2010
A type of George W Bush that likes to kill women and fuck their dead bodies while he is feeding the animals in his bush
Oh shit George the Ripper is fucking that dead body let’s get out of here before he kills and fucks our bodies.
by Itz asian March 10, 2018