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If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
If The Glow In The Dark Bape Hoodie Owner Wants An Iron Then I Will Drop It Off At The Location Where I Retrieved It
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025
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Golden Retriever

A partner who knows how to not further damage you.
"I don't need a therapist, I'm dating a golden retriever."1
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crash retrieval

In ufology, "crash retrieval" is the ongoing, covert practice by military and intelligence agencies of locating crashed UFOs and hauling them back to the nearest secret military warehouse for future scientific study. It is alleged that crash retrievals have been taking place since at least 1947 when the Roswell Incident happened. It is also alleged that the sheer number of successful crash retrievals has been high enough and frequent enough that entire teams have been designated exclusively for the task, and that they are each assigned different geographic regions to carry out their duties.

The goal with crash retrieval is to study the alien technology and the "exotic materials" of the craft, reverse engineer as much of it as possible, and then develop as many military and commercial applications as possible. It has been claimed by UFO insiders that there is a time frame of roughly 20 years from the moment a craft is retrieved, to the marketplace introduction of new tech from the craft. During that 20 years, secret patents get issued to the private contractors whose scientists are studying the exotic materials of the UFO.

Examples of modern technical breakthroughs which are supposedly the end-product of crash retrieval research include transistors, semiconductors, microchips, photovoltaic solar panels, night vision, heat vision, stealth technology, nano-technology, and most of the US space program.
After the UFO was shot down by a fighter pilot, a crash retrieval team from the US Army arrived at the crash site, cordoned off the area, and then hauled the craft lifeless away.
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Golden Retriever

"I was staring at this jogger's Golden Retriever and she called me a pig." - Tim
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Golden Retriever Boy

A soft boy who commonly has blonde hair and is one with being outside, but also, will hop onto Fortnite or Lethal Company with you. He is more of an optimistic type of person, yet he will be straight too the point when need be because he cares about you. Gentle yet playful! He may be a tad bit unaware, and disconnect sometimes though that's just him.
"Oh, well. Wanna walk the trails after school? We have a tad bit too yap about." Me

"Yea, i'm free too. What do you mean we have a bit too talk about?" The Golden Retriever Boy

"You literally just pin- y'know what, we just have a bit too talk about." Me
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Golden Retriever

A loyal boyfriend who is actually in real love with someone, you call someone your golden retriever when they're loyal and protective
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The Human Version of a Golden Retriever

A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.

Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.

Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.

Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
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