Skip to main content

retail bros

Exuberant small short term investors in the stock market that pursue get-rich-quick dreams. Dumb small time investors filled with with a passionate intensity of a sports better., and the brains of a bubble head.
The retail bros are on the move, investing so much in duds that the worst possible investments work for those that by low and quickly sell high, but a bust for long term investors.
by mlhiss June 15, 2020
mugGet the retail bros mug.

Retail car-bomb

Drinking an entire can of Monster, then taking a shot of 5-Hour Energy.
Jon was tired from a long night drinking, so when he got to work, he had himself a retail car-bomb.
by Dart1138 July 15, 2011
mugGet the Retail car-bomb mug.

Private Online Retail Network

An acronym for porn. Used when you mean "porn" but don't want to say "porn"
"What are you doing?"
"Surfing some private online retail networks"
by tangerineftw May 24, 2009
mugGet the Private Online Retail Network mug.

retail loss prevention

When someone steals in a store. Whether or not it is a worker or a shopper
The school store had a retail loss but the manager is creating a retail loss prevention group retail lossprevention
by smartdefinitions 10003430 December 13, 2017
mugGet the retail loss prevention mug.

hyperphysical retail

the activity of making a shop more visually appealing and creating interesting experiences for the people who go there
"The hyperphysical retail approach transformed the store into an immersive space, captivating customers with visually stunning displays and engaging experiences." 🛍️✨
by Marc2.0 December 1, 2023
mugGet the hyperphysical retail mug.

retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.
"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞
by Young talk September 2, 2020
mugGet the retail lunch mug.

Retail

A job that makes you tired 24/7/365 (366 this year) because you have to put on exaggerated smiles all day and be nice to people who aren't very nice to you. You're also on your feet all day. And you don't get paid enough to deal with everything retail throws at you.
Man, working in retail has me tired 24/7/366. Karens have been bugging me all day long. I need a vacation.
by Pialinist July 10, 2024
mugGet the Retail mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email