Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.

Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard

by saintstax March 1, 2019

Retard Rivalry

An argument or fight between two or more stupid people. Especially immaturely and in front of a group of people.

Those two dumbasses, Ben and Jared, both liked the same girl, so they formed a retard rivalry and began yelling at each other like fucking five-year olds.

The retard rivalry between the homosexual HSM fanboy and the emotard went over the edge and eventually the two began viciously attacking each other.

by CloudSephiroth247 November 20, 2009

retard nigga

the friend of the night who most resembles a person with autism

“Wow Tyler is being so stupid, he must be the retard nigga!”

by Gayassnigure February 17, 2019

Regard

Modern translation of the word "retard" to bypass forum censor moderations. Popularized initially on Wallstreetbets subreddit.

"The regard invested his college fund into BBBY"

by GobboMcFalls September 3, 2022

Loop Retard

What your standard idiot might become in an argument he or she is too retarded to understand, so continuously repeats the same argument, regardless of the amount of new and different ways you try to explain to them that they are, in fact, a retard.

Paul: It's a rhetorical question, you don't need to respond.

Ricky: Yh but deres a question mark.

Paul: Yeah man but there's more than one way you can use it.

Rick: Yeh, but, it has to be a question, cos ders a question mark.

Paul: What a loop retard. Fml.

by thatsmeeeeeeeeeee February 19, 2011

Dapple Retard

(n) Being retarded, your adorableness is the only thing that keeps you around. (imagine a slow pitiful petting of the head). Equivocal with being a really cute, slightly stupid male.

"I got back together with my boyfriend. When I discovered his actions weren't malicious. He was just being a dapple retard"

by gypsyfire October 13, 2011

Dangerous Retard

The original title of John Steinbeck's Of Mice and Men, according to the comedy podcast Cum Town.

Just picked up my copy of the "Dangerous Retard"

by whogivesafuck69 May 1, 2021