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juggalos remorse

Regretting ever having been a juggalo; a juggalo hangover.
Person 1: Where's your facepaint?
Person 2: I don't wear that stuff anymore, I have juggalos remorse
by chuckolas November 1, 2009
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Wanker's remorse

The slight feeling of guilt a man feels immediately after masturbation, brought about by a possible sense of shame, regret, hollowness inside about the absence of a girlfriend, or all of the above. This come-down is normally felt by a man who realises that his onanistic practices are merely filling the void in his life that should be occupied by a girlfriend and this feeling is nature's way of telling him that evenings alone in front of the TV sat flicking between late-night Bongo channels is not the answer.
I was bored again last night so I choked the chicken, which was ineveitably followed by Wanker's Remorse
by Patrick Antonis August 22, 2006
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Voter's Remorse

When you realize that you voted with your emotions and only one real agenda, now you are wondering how badly you messed up the country. No Regerts!
I suddenly have a case Voter's Remorse after voting for an obvious potential dictator .
by mormdavid November 9, 2016
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Likers Remorse

With regards to facebook, the feeling you get when you "like" or comment on a friends status that involves an important and/or life changing event (eg. getting engaged, having a baby, etc.), and you realize that your e-mail or mobile device will be absolutely slammed with notifications that other people also "like" or comment on that persons status.
Matthew: "Hey, did you see Quincy's status? He found out he's having a baby velociraptor!"
Mike: "Yeah, I clicked 'like', and immediately got Likers Remorse when I realized that all 8 million of his friends will also 'like' his status"
Matthew: "I know, my iPhone is already dead!"
by kthanxbai1337 May 2, 2010
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Love Removal Machine

this is open to interpretation. It's the title of a 1987 hit by the band the Cult. My guess is that the singer is referring to his girlfriend. This is funny: we all know that people want to give love. And get it. But remove it? What the hell is going on here? The lyrics to this song are incredibly dumb. Still, I like this song a lot. It's so stupid it's cool. You can't help but like it. It's just one of those things. It's stupid fun ;)
When I walked out of the El Dorado casino and out to the Reno Strip I heard a radio blasting from a passing car. The song was Love Removal Machine by the Cult.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 19, 2006
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remorse

noun
the feeling that you are sorry for something bad that you have done
He has shown no remorse for his actions.
by hamada November 26, 2006
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remorse code

A cryptic semi-apology from someone too prideful to say they are sorry outright.
"Next time maybe I will drive a little slower, you can get a new dog though, right?" "Yeah, dude, that's totally remorse code"
"Well honestly, I had no idea you had that much porn on your computer or I wouldn't have had your mom help me fix it" "Is that remorse code?"
"I deserved getting that F in algebra, since I did kind of steal your boyfriend""What was that? I don't understand remorse code!"
by T-Train Thompsizzle February 19, 2010
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