(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)
by Aaron June 21, 2004
Get the war over religion mug.Me: The FSM(church of the flying spaghetti monster) is a fake religion someone made to offend theists.
Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.
Me: I'm staying out of this!
Other guy: Yeah, it's funny to watch theists get their panties in a wad over it.
Me: I'm staying out of this!
by Demonic bro December 6, 2013
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leilas religion is communism of dumbassery. we serve the holy trinity, pepe kermit and shrek. we hate sec ones and dumb people shall be named zajeb. caps and autocorrect are excommunicated. thats the only sin of leilaests
by iambigbrainbitch October 21, 2019
Get the leilas religion mug.Expensive designer jeans that have a horse shoe like "U" stitched onto the back pockets.
Movie stars and rich people wear these jeans. They range from $175 to around $450. Nice jeans.
Movie stars and rich people wear these jeans. They range from $175 to around $450. Nice jeans.
by killakiwi December 30, 2008
Get the True Religion Jeans mug.EXAMPLE 1:
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."
So yeah. False Religions can identified by the way the design on the back looks.
Person 1: "Yo, son! He got himself some nice True Religions! He's mad fresh!"
Person 2: "Chill, Nigga. Them ain't no True's. Them's some False Religions!"
EXAMPLE 2:
Person 1: "I copped me some true's!"
Person 2:"Get outta here wit yo fake ass."
Person 1: "Fake? Boy! I got these in SoHo!"
Person 2: "More like China Town! You got yourself some False Religions
nigga."
So yeah. False Religions can identified by the way the design on the back looks.
by Aspireso34 March 2, 2008
Get the False Religions mug.1) the act of believing in evolution because the idea of God scares the crap out of you.
2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
2) A religion that often invents methods of dating the earth to convince others and themselves that we used to be monkeys.
dude: "how was the earth created?"
"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
"religious scientist:" An explosion... as told to me by my evolutionary religion (also known as college)
dude: but how do you know for sure?
"religious scientist:" I have FAITH that it happened...
by Consequences October 7, 2010
Get the evolutionary religion mug.Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.
by YAWA May 30, 2019
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