Reading Grandma A Bedtime Story

To masturbate

Well I gotta go read grandma a bedtime story.

by Chris Mitchell May 27, 2003

redante

1. To get super fucked up
2. To describe something as badass

bro one: yo i got that zone and that white bitch nigga
bro two: smoke a blunt, blow some lines, time to get redante

bro one: yo did you go to that party last night?
bro two: hell yeah it was redante

by dannydanko1420 December 1, 2009

I ain't reading allat

The phrase "I ain't reading allat" is a colloquial expression that is often used to indicate that someone is not interested in reading or hearing a lengthy or detailed explanation. It is commonly used in casual conversation and is often associated with a lack of patience or interest in the topic being discussed.

In essence, the phrase is a way for someone to succinctly express that they do not want to invest the time and effort required to understand a complex or lengthy explanation. It may also be used to signal that the speaker believes the information being presented is not relevant or important to them.

In conclusion, the phrase "I ain't reading allat" is a way for individuals to express their disinterest in reading or hearing extensive information. It is often used in a casual and informal setting and may indicate a lack of patience or interest in the topic being discussed.

Book: The Pythagorean Theorem states that in a right-angled triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse (the side opposite the right angle) is equal to the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides.
Me: I ain't reading allat.

by I ain't reading allat January 30, 2023

redic

adj.

Short for "ridiculous." Used to describe anything extraordinary or remarkable.

Damn! Look at those tig ol' bitties! Her body is REDIC!!

by famin December 26, 2003

So redick

When something is so fucking ridiculous.

Mrs. park saying this is so fucking redick.

That’s so redick dude I can’t go to the bathroom

by So redick April 11, 2019

CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course

A waste of time curriculum provided to high schools in California provided by the CSU, meant to torture high school students taking honors and AP classes.

Consists of endless units, each based on one theme usually comprised of several articles. These articles are each accompanied by a 10-page thick list of "activities" that are the most repetitive shit in the world. They ask the same damn question ten times, phrased ten different ways, Sometimes, even more than that.

All meant to get college-bound students to begin analyzing nonfiction texts at a college level. But all it is is a waste of time. Most boring shit EVER.

It puts the "anal" in analysis.

From actual CSU Expository Reading and Writing Course packet:

Activity 12:

"What are two major assertions the author makes in this essay?"
"What does the author want us to believe?"
"What is the writer's purpose?"

Real life reactions from high school students:
Honors English 2 student" I hate this packet!
AP Language & Comp junior: I hate this packet!
AP Lang & Comp senior: I hate this packet! Guess what? IT DOESN'T GO AWAY.

by APEnglishJunior November 13, 2011

redine

(v.) To recline whilst dining, usually in a setting such as bed.

Hey Josh, want to come over and redine in my bed while watching Netflix and possibly a plate of nachos?

by SmackFree May 11, 2016