Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.

Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017

redempt

it is a better and cooler-sounding version of redeem.

when you beat your friend in redemption you might say, "redempt these nuts"

by stankystanky March 19, 2021

Redemption Thursday

A Thursday night spent consuming alcohol with friends as to prove to them that your actions from the previous Thursday do not properly reflect your social well-being while under the influence.

"Abby will be attending a Redemption Thursday party tomorrow to make up for her poor demonstration of exhibiting alcohol tolerance last Thursday"

by Mr. 2 Shoes November 29, 2011

Chawshank Redemption

When you haven't chawed in the longest time due to a bitchy girlfriend or some anti-dipping activity. basically a buzz-reunion

Just finished basketball season... time for a chawshank redemption

by chawshankredemption November 7, 2011

redemption blowjob

The act of giving a high quality blowjob as one’s last resort in saving a relationship. A true buzzer-beater move.

Christopher Nolan went over there to break up with Jessica Alba, but then she gave him the old redemption blowjob.

by miquelignaciomendozalopez October 14, 2023

Redempt

Redepmt (ɹɪˈdɛmpt)
Verb

Compensate for the faults.
Getting saved from sin, error, or evil.
A return to the pure state of soul, mind, augustness or morale.

"I have redempt my funny."
"The king redempt himself to be worthy of wearing the crown again"
"He was no longer trustworthy but he redempt himself"

by Aki sensei September 14, 2023

Redempt

Redempt (ɹɪˈdɛmpt)
Verb

Compensate for the faults.
Getting saved from sin, error, or evil.
A return to the pure state of soul, mind, augustness or morale.

"I have redempt my funny."
"The king redempt himself to be worthy of wearing the crown again"
"He was no longer trustworthy but he redempt himself"

by Aki Fella September 14, 2023