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Once-a-year Relatives

Relatives, usually extended, that you only see once or twice a year on major holidays. Usually these visits are preceded by a great deal of apprehension and distress.
Jessica: So, I'm getting my hair refoiled, my nails done, and then going out and eating my body weight in chocolate

Becca: Oh..once-a-year relatives coming into town?

Jessica: Ya. I hate the holidays!
by razorclam April 7, 2010
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theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators

The theory that childhood educators of any kind put out (are sluts), though the younger the children they educate, the more they put out
The theory of relative promiscuity in childhood educators played itself out last night - i hooked up with a preschool teacher, a primary school teacher and a high school teacher, but only the preschool teacher was sik for DVDA
by Tev13 October 28, 2010
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I really want my relatives to disappear

I don’t care what happens or how you do it. I just want them out of my life. I need to get them out of my way. Do you understand?

I really need these fuckers out of my fucking life. I’m starting to get desperate.
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relatives

family you hate, that thankfuly only come (or you have to visit) during the holidays.
damn relatives are coming, weres the volka??
by fuck off June 24, 2003
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Facebook relatives

One's listed siblings or parents on Facebook who are not actual family members, but friends.
Jay Wilson is one of CJ Walker's Facebook relatives.
by T-Bizzcuit March 20, 2010
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THOU FAVORED RELATIVE ART HOMOPHOBICALLY CURIOUS
by WhyMyPPsmall March 14, 2018
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Realative

A person to who you are actually related to and not someone who wants to pretend so they can get close to you.
Damn I hate those guys that pretend to be my relatives just cause they want to know me. My realatives are the only ones I can trust.
by Jimmisonagain August 8, 2008
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